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How Come Atheists are Never Good People?

Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
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How come atheists are never ever good people?

I blame all the hard drugs they do in a futile effort to mask the pain of having a "god-shaped hole in their souls". That, combined with a devious desire to increase the suffering of their neighbors in the absence of any proper moral guidance.

What's your theory?
 
Evangelicalhumanist

Evangelicalhumanist

"Truth" isn't a thing...
Premium Member
Sunstone said:
How come atheists are never ever moral? I blame the hard drugs they do in a futile effort to mask the pain of having a "god-shaped hole in their souls". But I could be wrong about that. What's your theory?
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It would be really easy for me to suggest that such a question -- and all that it implies-- could only be asked by someone with a "god-shaped hole in their heads." But that might not be considered nice.

Suffice to say that your premise and your assumptions are false, without even having the very modest justification of being based on anything that you could observe or demonstrate.

Why do you hate everybody who doesn't share your religious beliefs? Is it because you know that they are evil, wrong, set to kill, and puppy-killing, child-molesting trolls? Or do you just like hating for its own sake?
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Evangelicalhumanist said:
It would be really easy for me to suggest that such a question -- and all that it implies-- could only be asked by someone with a "god-shaped hole in their heads." But that might not be considered nice.

Suffice to say that your premise and your assumptions are false, without even having the very modest justification of being based on anything that you could observe or demonstrate.

Why do you hate everybody who doesn't share your religious beliefs? Is it because you know that they are evil, wrong, set to kill, and puppy-killing, child-molesting trolls? Or do you just like hating for its own sake?
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I don't know what you're smoking, dude, but I want some. Even a six year old can see this thread is in the jokes section. Lighten up!
 
icehorse

icehorse

......unaffiliated...... anti-dogmatist
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I sense a subtle disconnect in communications between the OP and post #2. :D

Back to the OP, I think you've made a good start but I'd add:

Because they're all communists, and they kick their dogs!
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
icehorse said:
Because they're all communists, and they kick their dogs!
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It's true! It's so true! I knew an atheist once and she not only had read The Communist Manifesto all the way through, but I am absolutely positive she would have kicked her dog, if only she'd had one!
 
Father Heathen

Father Heathen

Veteran Member
Sunstone said:
How come atheists are never ever good people?

I blame all the hard drugs they do in a futile effort to mask the pain of having a "god-shaped hole in their souls". That, combined with a devious desire to increase the suffering of their neighbors in the absence of any proper moral guidance.

What's your theory?
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Atheists deep down believe in god. They just deny him out hate because they want to live lawlessly. God is good, and to hate god is to hate good. So of course they could never be good people.
 
Brickjectivity

Brickjectivity

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I have been pondering your OP, and I think the very deep answer is that they must have been abused by their scoutmasters.
 
DavidFirth

DavidFirth

Well-Known Member
Atheists believe that all of existence came about by a gigantic explosion. How could anything good come out of that? ;)
 
Nakosis

Nakosis

Non-Binary Physicalist
Premium Member
Sunstone said:
How come atheists are never ever good people?

I blame all the hard drugs they do in a futile effort to mask the pain of having a "god-shaped hole in their souls". That, combined with a devious desire to increase the suffering of their neighbors in the absence of any proper moral guidance.

What's your theory?
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Atheists lack moral guidance. How could they possible know how to be good?
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Skwim

Skwim

Veteran Member
Sunstone said:
How come atheists are never ever good people?

I blame all the hard drugs they do in a futile effort to mask the pain of having a "god-shaped hole in their souls". That, combined with a devious desire to increase the suffering of their neighbors in the absence of any proper moral guidance.

What's your theory?
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Sounds good to me. If people aren't going to accept god there are always alternatives.

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ChristineM

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Sunstone said:
How come atheists are never ever good people?

I blame all the hard drugs they do in a futile effort to mask the pain of having a "god-shaped hole in their souls". That, combined with a devious desire to increase the suffering of their neighbors in the absence of any proper moral guidance.

What's your theory?
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I find just the opposite to be true, atheists are generally good, hard working, honest and generous people. Whereas religious people tend to be over baring, interfering, often liers and terrorist.

I blame the god books (bible etc,) for indoctrinating intolerance and hypocrisy onto its avid and gullible sheep.

The christian post says 70% of Women Who Get Abortions Identify as Christians, Survey Finds

The institute for ethics and emerging technologies says Atheists are the most generous—even without heavenly reward!

It is no coincidence that in america with a 75% christian population more then 80% of the prison population are christian and with a 2% atheist population less than 0.07% of the prison population are atheist.

If every atheist left America it would lose 85 percent of its scientists and 0.07% percent of its federal prison population.
 
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