• Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
    • Access to private conversations with other members.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

How Come Atheists are Never Good People?

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I searched and I searched and I searched and finally I have the answer to the OP

102599.jpg
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
But I have an even better answer - they don't realize this is a jokes section and are taking this seriously. Those who call themselves atheists but realize this is a joke are really agnostics so there's hope for them even if they don't believe it right now.
 

Evangelicalhumanist

"Truth" isn't a thing...
Premium Member
If there' anything more boring than being good, I'd like to know what it is --- perhaps atheists are just allergic to boredom.
 

Yerda

Veteran Member
Cause if we're good we'll have to go to heaven forever. Screw that. Have you seen God's record collection?
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I know what musical instrument atheists prefer over the harp. And I know it's true because it's on the internet.

cartoon_harp_n_accordion.jpg
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
How come atheists are never ever good people?

You're missing the fact that an atheist can renounce their belief in the Devil, and find God. So to say 'atheists are never good people' is extreme. They can be good. Just gotta find God.

I blame all the hard drugs they do in a futile effort to mask the pain of having a "god-shaped hole in their souls". That, combined with a devious desire to increase the suffering of their neighbors in the absence of any proper moral guidance.

Good points. Add 'General anger'. They're always angry. It could be the god-shaped hole, but I put it down to envying the fact that others will live forever, and being too arrogant to be able to simply say they were wrong when presented with evidence.
They also dont wash much, hence my usage of the term : 'dirty atheists'

What's your theory?

It's good that we can have these discussions about atheists, but we need an action plan. Sweden, Canada and New Zealand are increasingly secular, and not holding up their end by devolving into lawless cess-pools quickly enough to send a clear message.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Cause if we're good we'll have to go to heaven forever. Screw that. Have you seen God's record collection?
You're so wrong. Now hook this youtube video into your stereo and set it to repeat for all of eternity. Congratulations your're in heaven.
 

The Holy Bottom Burp

Active Member
How come atheists are never ever good people?

I blame all the hard drugs they do in a futile effort to mask the pain of having a "god-shaped hole in their souls". That, combined with a devious desire to increase the suffering of their neighbors in the absence of any proper moral guidance.

What's your theory?
Hey, forget you pal, I happen to be an atheist and a really nice guy. That that back or the kitten gets it.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
What's Hell like?

I mean is it worse than having your internet connection down?

It's your internet connection going down, your cell service out, and your A/C conking out on the hottest day of the year...in Arizona.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
It's your internet connection going down, your cell service out, and your A/C conking out on the hottest day of the year...in Arizona.
When that happens and at that moment, that is the time to put up your umbrella. There's about to be a hailstorm.
 
Top