Yerda
Veteran Member
I do enjoy a wee bit of harp music to relax after an afternoon of sodomy, drugs, and babies for lunch. Thankye.
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How Come Atheists are Never Good People?
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Altfish
Veteran Member
I've managed to cut down and now only murder one believer a week.
I do of course still burn down churches, temples and other places of worship.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Because they are mean and make fun of godly geniuses like Kirk Cameron.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Huh? There aren't any good people.
"For all have sinned and come short of the glory of the Lord."
"For all have sinned and come short of the glory of the Lord."
Dwarf atheists have fallen even shorter of the glory of God than other people. Its a biological fact.
Jeremiahcp
Well-Known Jerk
It is because they are liberals.
Fixed it for ya...
That joke seemed to fall a little short...
The only thing worse than criticizing God is criticizing my jokes. Here is a typical atheist:
This is just the sort of person who can't see the sense in my humor!
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
"(NIV) He wanted to see who Jesus was, but because he was short he could not see over the crowd." (Luke 19:4) There you go. Short people can't see Jesus.Hmm. I must have missed that verse.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Yes, maybe, but being a short person is irrelevant to one's glory or lack thereof.
And climbing a tree to see Jesus is a good idea so he must have been a smart guy.
What's worse: telling a joke or having a lukewarm heart? If you can't drink the beer stay out of the bar.Yes, maybe, but being a short person is irrelevant to one's glory or lack thereof.
And climbing a tree to see Jesus is a good idea so he must have been a smart guy.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Well, I did give you a
so I was obviously joking. Now, who has the lukewarm heart?
Almost everyone, unfortunately. We need jokes, because we are jokes.Well, I did give you a
The only thing worse than criticizing God is criticizing my jokes. Here is a typical atheist:
This is just the sort of person who can't see the sense in my humor!
Don't tell me you missed MY joke. Fell short? Dwarf? Short? Get it?
And on a complete sidenote, where the heck did you get my photo from?????
Hmmm...I wasn't born in 1951. Guess what they say about doppelgangers is true.
Having said that, he seems to have teeth, and a disturbing lack of protruding nose and ear hair, so we aren't EXACTLY alike.