How do you hang your toilet paper

[We Never Know]

I'm an over. How about you?

• Those who roll over (leaving the loose end away from the wall): Like being in charge, like organization and order, and are likely to overachieve. (Since I'm a roll over kinda guy, I like that last part a lot. Now if it were only true.) Interestingly, some roll overs feel so strongly about how toilet paper should be hung that they will flip a roll at a roll under's house.
• Those who roll under (leaving the loose end close to the wall): Tend to be more relaxed, more dependable, and "seek relationships with strong foundations
• Those who don't have a preference: Prefer to minimize conflict, appreciate flexibility, and enjoy placing themselves in new situations.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Over.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

( and the toilet paper patent sketch should soon appear )

 

[Debater Slayer]

Neither; I have a bidet sprayer like most people in my culture do. I wouldn't feel comfortable using toilet paper, but I think I would roll it over if I did.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Neither; I have a bidet sprayer like most people in my culture do. I wouldn't feel comfortable using toilet paper, but I think I would roll it over if I did.

Bidets are a status thing here in the States. My mother had one installed when she built her house, but never uses it.

 

[Debater Slayer]

Bidets are a status thing here in the States. My mother had one installed when she built her house, but never uses it.

Are they expensive to install?

Edit: This is what the sprayer I'm talking about looks like:

Sometimes the bidet is also built into the toilet instead.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

Neither; I have a bidet sprayer like most people in my culture do. I wouldn't feel comfortable using toilet paper, but I think I would roll it over if I did.

We have an { i } frubal. Perhaps it's time for a { TMI } frubal.

 

[Debater Slayer]

We have an { i } frubal. Perhaps it's time for a { TMI } frubal.

The frubal quality would go down the toilet!

 

[Viker]

I'm a redneck. So I set mine on the TV stand across from me in the bathroom. Over or under is for them "sophisticated" types.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Are they expensive to install?

Edit: This is what the sprayer I'm talking about looks like:

Sometimes the bidet is built into the toilet instead.

No. It just requires a larger bathroom. Typically, bidets are installed next to a toilet.

This is the type of bidet at my mother's house.

Typically, a toilet and bidet installed side-by-side like this.

 

[Viker]

No. It just requires a larger bathroom. Typically, bidets are installed next to a toilet.

This is the type of bidet at my mother's house.

Typically, a toilet and bidet installed side-by-side like this.

Looks interesting. Like a shower for the no-nos and then a shower near by.

 

[Vinayaka]

What's toilet paper?

 

[SalixIncendium]

Looks interesting. Like a shower for the no-nos and then a shower near by.

Since my mother never used it, when I visited, I would ask her if I could go into her bathroom and turn on the "fountain" or if I could have s drink from her "water fountain."

 

[mangalavara]

Neither; I have a bidet sprayer like most people in my culture do. I wouldn't feel comfortable using toilet paper, but I think I would roll it over if I did.

I myself use a tabò like in the Philippines. There’s also a pack of wet wipes on the toilet tank.

From my perspective, using toilet paper (as in only toilet paper) is like wiping one’s face and hands with a napkin instead of washing the face and hands with water.

If I ever get my own house, I’ll install a jet.

 

[Debater Slayer]

What's toilet paper?

One would think it would be paper for throwing into a toilet, but apparently, doing that causes plumbing issues.

 

[Soandso]

Being an Aries, INFJ, and an overall Sigma male - I am also an over-roller

 

[Debater Slayer]

If I ever get my own house, I’ll install a jet.

How will it fit inside your house?

Oh, wait...

 

[mangalavara]

One would think it would be paper for throwing into a toilet, but apparently, doing that causes plumbing issues.

I would think it’s paper that one writes on while one sits on the John.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I'm an over. How about you?

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• Those who roll over (leaving the loose end away from the wall): Like being in charge, like organization and order, and are likely to overachieve. (Since I'm a roll over kinda guy, I like that last part a lot. Now if it were only true.) Interestingly, some roll overs feel so strongly about how toilet paper should be hung that they will flip a roll at a roll under's house.
• Those who roll under (leaving the loose end close to the wall): Tend to be more relaxed, more dependable, and "seek relationships with strong foundations
• Those who don't have a preference: Prefer to minimize conflict, appreciate flexibility, and enjoy placing themselves in new situations.

I tend to roll over, but when we had cats, we would roll under.

(The cats would play with the toilet paper and if it was hanging over, the whole roll of toilet paper would end up in a pile on the floor)

 

[Tomef]

I'm an over. How about you?

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• Those who roll over (leaving the loose end away from the wall): Like being in charge, like organization and order, and are likely to overachieve. (Since I'm a roll over kinda guy, I like that last part a lot. Now if it were only true.) Interestingly, some roll overs feel so strongly about how toilet paper should be hung that they will flip a roll at a roll under's house.
• Those who roll under (leaving the loose end close to the wall): Tend to be more relaxed, more dependable, and "seek relationships with strong foundations
• Those who don't have a preference: Prefer to minimize conflict, appreciate flexibility, and enjoy placing themselves in new situations.

Don’t hang it, it just sits in a holder. That way I can pick it up and get a two-handed grip. Makes tearing off just what you need easier. Somehow more satisfying.