How do you hang your toilet paper

[Tomef]

Bidets are a status thing here in the States. My mother had one installed when she built her house, but never uses it.

I never realised how much

 

[Stevicus]

I'm an over. How about you?

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• Those who roll over (leaving the loose end away from the wall): Like being in charge, like organization and order, and are likely to overachieve. (Since I'm a roll over kinda guy, I like that last part a lot. Now if it were only true.) Interestingly, some roll overs feel so strongly about how toilet paper should be hung that they will flip a roll at a roll under's house.
• Those who roll under (leaving the loose end close to the wall): Tend to be more relaxed, more dependable, and "seek relationships with strong foundations
• Those who don't have a preference: Prefer to minimize conflict, appreciate flexibility, and enjoy placing themselves in new situations.

Most of the time, it's over. But there are other times when it's not even on the roller at all. It might be sitting on the counter or on the back of the toilet tank or just sitting on the roller.

Why should we be locked in to a choice of simply "over" or "under" without considering other possibilities?

 

[Revoltingest]

There are 2 answers.
Do you have a cat?
No - Over
Yes - Under

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm an over. How about you?

My ancestors spent 3 months crossing the ocean on a sailing vessel. They then proceeded to disembark in a land full of unknown animals and plants and to make farms for themselves. Finally they learned how to harvest trees and to make their own paper. Not imported and not taxed. Free! Free! Free!

FREEDOM!!!!!

None of your business how I do my paper rolls.

 

[SalixIncendium]

How about you?

I'm not sure if this would be considered "over" or "under"...

 

[Twilight Hue]

I'm an over. How about you?

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• Those who roll over (leaving the loose end away from the wall): Like being in charge, like organization and order, and are likely to overachieve. (Since I'm a roll over kinda guy, I like that last part a lot. Now if it were only true.) Interestingly, some roll overs feel so strongly about how toilet paper should be hung that they will flip a roll at a roll under's house.
• Those who roll under (leaving the loose end close to the wall): Tend to be more relaxed, more dependable, and "seek relationships with strong foundations
• Those who don't have a preference: Prefer to minimize conflict, appreciate flexibility, and enjoy placing themselves in new situations.

Neither. Loose roll at hands reach. No fuss.

 

[Tomef]

My ancestors spent 3 months crossing the ocean on a sailing vessel. They then proceeded to disembark in a land full of unknown animals and plants and to make farms for themselves. Finally they learned how to harvest trees and to make their own paper. Not imported and not taxed. Free! Free! Free!

FREEDOM!!!!!

None of your business how I do my paper rolls.

Ah that’s why they all went over there. Bog roll freedom. I thought it was something to do with turkeys being bigger than chickens.

 

[Tomef]

Neither. Loose roll at hands reach. No fuss.

Damn right. Why this toilet roll hanging madness? Should have gone out with wood chip wallpaper.

 

[The Hammer]

I'm an over. How about you?

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• Those who roll over (leaving the loose end away from the wall): Like being in charge, like organization and order, and are likely to overachieve. (Since I'm a roll over kinda guy, I like that last part a lot. Now if it were only true.) Interestingly, some roll overs feel so strongly about how toilet paper should be hung that they will flip a roll at a roll under's house.
• Those who roll under (leaving the loose end close to the wall): Tend to be more relaxed, more dependable, and "seek relationships with strong foundations
• Those who don't have a preference: Prefer to minimize conflict, appreciate flexibility, and enjoy placing themselves in new situations.

Neither, vertically:

 

[VoidCat]

I've not done this but some folk remove the roll and pull it through so it's the a tissue thing. Like this

I think that would be useful if you sick and dont have tissues boxes left cuz you get sick often. That way when you snag the toilet paper roll to blow your nose it dont roll off while you removing the tissue paper

 

[VoidCat]

Neither, vertically:

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Technially still over or under tho...just sideways

 

[The Hammer]

Technially still over or under tho...just sideways

Then it would be left or right now? Towards or away from?

 

[VoidCat]

Then it would be left or right now? Towards or away from?

I reckon I can't figure out how to word it just under or over but sideways

 

[ChristineM]

I'm an over. How about you?

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• Those who roll over (leaving the loose end away from the wall): Like being in charge, like organization and order, and are likely to overachieve. (Since I'm a roll over kinda guy, I like that last part a lot. Now if it were only true.) Interestingly, some roll overs feel so strongly about how toilet paper should be hung that they will flip a roll at a roll under's house.
• Those who roll under (leaving the loose end close to the wall): Tend to be more relaxed, more dependable, and "seek relationships with strong foundations
• Those who don't have a preference: Prefer to minimize conflict, appreciate flexibility, and enjoy placing themselves in new situations.

There is only one way and it's patented by the inventor or toilet roll holders...

Seems over is the way

Unfortunately cats have figured out that over is more fun

 

[The Hammer]

There is only one way and it's patented by the inventor or toilet roll holders...

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Seems over is the way

Unfortunately cats have figured out that over is more fun

@Jayhawker Soule found it^

 

[Stevicus]

I'm not sure if this would be considered "over" or "under"...

I've seen plenty of amateur jobs before, but this looks like the work of professionals.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I've not done this but some folk remove the roll and pull it through so it's the a tissue thing. Like this
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I think that would be useful if you sick and dont have tissues boxes left cuz you get sick often. That way when you snag the toilet paper roll to blow your nose it dont roll off while you removing the tissue paper

It is useful...unless you need a long piece. A long piece comes out all twirled, and then if you need it flat you have to un-twirl it. That can be tricky in tight spaces. You need lots of room to wave it overhead which is how you get the twirl out of it.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Damn right. Why this toilet roll hanging madness? Should have gone out with wood chip wallpaper.

Nothing beats being a rebel at times!

 

[Stevicus]