How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor?

[MysticSang'ha]

I can survive 60 seconds!

How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor?

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

1 minute, 3 seconds! Woot!

 

[Phasmid]

57 seconds.

 

[Breathe]

1 minute 16 seconds! Woooot!

 

[Caladan]

1 minute, 32 seconds.. I'll send him back to the Fossil Record of the Dinosauria!!

 

[silvermoon383]

44 seconds

 

[Magic Man]

A minute and 16 seconds! Take that, you filthy animal!

 

[BucephalusBB]

1 minute, 3 seconds! Woot!

I had exactly the same


no questions about armor though :knight:

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

no questions about armor though :knight:

Presumably, who ever would be able to chain you to a bunk bed with a velociraptor would also be able to take away any armor or weapons you have.

 

[Sunstone]

It entirely depends on how horny the velociraptor is.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

The raptor dies after 14 seconds.

 

[Mister_T]

1 minute 16 seconds. There was no option for beer induced combat, otherwise it would have lasted until one of us dropped dead. Jackie Chan, eat your heart out.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

It entirely depends on how horny the velociraptor is.

Well, I'd be toast, then. I'm irresistible to velociraptors.

Allosauruses, too.

 

[Troublemane]

phhfft! I survived 1 minute 41 seconds...because after he chew my arm off and i punched him! then hit him with it!

 

[3.14]

1min 28 but if he bites my arm of hes going to die from a heart attack of high cholesterol before the time is up (my caffine/suger/sodium circulation is occationaly poluted by blood but that won't matter much since even a small bite woud be 10 times its leathal dose)

 

[kiwimac]

one minute and 19 seconds.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Ha! I've improved my time.

Raptor dies in 9 seconds.

 

[stacey bo bacey]

57 seconds, mofos!!!! haha

 

[angellous_evangellous]

57 seconds, mofos!!!! haha

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[Hema]

57 seconds, LOL.