How many people have you boinked?

[Wirey]

This was a discussion earlier today at work. There's a 60 year old guy in our office who said 'one'. When I said 'better than 100, easy', he stopped talking to me. I had issues as a younger married man.

So, how many?

 

[ignition]

None.

 

[Wirey]

None.

:sorry1:

 

[ignition]

:sorry1:

It's out of choice. I don't have sex before marriage and I'm still young anyway...

 

[Wirey]

It's out of choice. I don't have sex before marriage and I'm still young anyway...

Why? You're aware it's fun, right?

 

[Alceste]

I don't know. Counting is beneath me. I prefer to remember them one at a time.

 

[Titanic]

Honestly I have been with so many ole Wilt got jealous.

 

[Vinayaka]

One, but unlike your co-worker I would talk to you.

 

[ignition]

Why? You're aware it's fun, right?

Yh I know it's fun. But it's also a sin. So I'm not going to do it. I've actually flat out turned down many girls. But I didn't have to worry about that until I was adult anyway since most of my childhood and teens were spent in public boys school.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Uno..

 

[Wirey]

Well, don't I feel like a ****.

 

[9Westy9]

none yet. I think I scare them all away

 

[oldbadger]

When you were boinking loads, were you very fulfilled and happy? Or were (are?) you more fulfilled and happy with a single partner?

I've only been boinked by the same person this last 21 years, and I would never want to go back to those lonely days of being boinked by busloads......

 

[dyanaprajna2011]

One, and I'm fine with that. And I'd still talk to you.

 

[Titanic]

Well, don't I feel like a ****.

I as well.

 

[oldbadger]

none yet. I think I scare them all away

It took me most of my life to find somebody who could really make me 'tick'.
Go on, then.... describe your perfect partner, (as far as you can guess).

 

[dgirl1986]

My sister makes me feel like a nun...

Ive been with 5 men, and 1 woman. (Not at the same time obviously lol)

 

[oldbadger]

Wirey is easy! Wirey is easy!

Wirey got boinked on a Wednesday night. Wednesday nights are the Canadian Alien's 'pull-a-piggy' nights.

99 to go........:drool:

Or did you only get boinked on Wednesday nights? :angel2:

 

[Titanic]

Wirey is easy! Wirey is easy!

Wirey got boinked on a Wednesday night. Wednesday nights are the Canadian Alien's 'pull-a-piggy' nights.

99 to go........:drool:

Or did you only get boinked on Wednesday nights? :angel2:

Wirey said he has only been with over 100 women. I am up there with Wilt Chamberlain. Thats how many women I have been with.

 

[dyanaprajna2011]

none yet. I think I scare them all away

There's too much pressure for young people to lose their virginity. Don't worry, I was 25 before I lost mine.