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How Many Private Messages?

beenie

beenie

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
511 now but like Sunstone I believe I had upwards of 10,000 at one point.
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
I just sent everyone in this thread a PM. If you don't get it, it's because the mods hate you and deleted it.
 
Draka

Draka

Wonder Woman
I use to delete them once upon a time, but I stopped at one point, don't remember when. As of now it says I have 1298.
 
R

Random

Well-Known Member
I keep none in my inbox. None of the members ever send me a PM anyway, and the few that did in the past are no longer around. I don't want Mods sending me PM's, because it may be punitive.
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Wirey said:
I just sent everyone in this thread a PM. If you don't get it, it's because the mods hate you and deleted it.
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I didn't get your PM, but I know for certain it wasn't because the mods hate me and deleted it. Instead, I am quite sure that Mystic (who is retired staff now) is holding it for ransom -- the exact sum of her ransom demand astonishingly corresponds precisely to the money I owe her for an excellent lap dance she performed for me some years ago after I had somehow managed to completely accidentally and wholly unintentionally given her the absolutely mistaken impression that I would promote her to forum administrator in exchange for her sexual favors. Even after all these years, I feel deeply guilty that I somehow managed to give her that impression, especially since she had earned the position entirely by virtue of her hard work and effectiveness as a lower ranking staff member. Perhaps you can imagine the misery it caused me that she mistook a few casual remarks of mine to mean she could only earn the position on my lap, so to speak. I just don't know how it happened I gave her that impression!
 
Titanic

Titanic

Well-Known Member
Sunstone said:
I didn't get your PM, but I know for certain it wasn't because the mods hate me and deleted it. Instead, I am quite sure that Mystic (who is retired staff now) is holding it for ransom -- the exact sum of her ransom demand astonishingly corresponds precisely to the money I owe her for an excellent lap dance she performed for me some years ago after I had somehow managed to completely accidentally and wholly unintentionally given her the absolutely mistaken impression that I would promote her to forum administrator in exchange for her sexual favors. Even after all these years, I feel deeply guilty that I somehow managed to give her that impression, especially since she had earned the position entirely by virtue of her hard work and effectiveness as a lower ranking staff member. Perhaps you can imagine the misery it caused me that she mistook a few casual remarks of mine to mean she could only earn the position on my lap, so to speak. I just don't know how it happened I gave her that impression!
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In all seriousness, is that lapdance stuff really true?
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Titanic said:
In all seriousness, is that lapdance stuff really true?
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While it's true that Heather is among the sexiest women I've known in my 56 years (I'm not just making that up -- that really is true) largely, I think, because sexual confidence and competence in women are HUGE turn ons to me, and while it is also true that I have almost every reason to believe after knowing and cherishing her online for years that she is very likely to give a dynamite lap dance when she wants to, I myself have not yet had the pleasure of having my socks blown to threads because of her. To be perfectly honest, I kind of doubt we ever will. Oh, we might meet up someday. But I wager we will discover ourselves to be sexually incompatible. That's my hunch in the matter. And, of course, I'm not just saying that because I think Heather might take it as a dare and a challenge and decide as a consequence of my fake attitude...I mean, as a consequence of genuine attitude that she absolutely must and should have her way with me. No, that happens to be the very furthest thing from my mind as I write this.
 
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Titanic

Titanic

Well-Known Member
Sunstone said:
While it's true that Heather is among the sexiest women I've known in my 56 years (I'm not just making that up -- that really is true) largely, I think, because sexual confidence and competence in women are HUGE turn ons to me, and while it is also true that I have almost every reason to believe after knowing and cherishing her online for years that she is very likely to give a dynamite lap dance when she wants to, I myself have not yet had the pleasure of having my socks blown to threads because of her.
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Thanks for the answer. I was starting to believe it was true.
 
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