How Sophisticated Are You?

[dantech]

Shirts last longer if'n ya don't launder'm.
And the stench keeps pesky neighbors from borrowing'm.

What neighbors.... you live in a shack behind Springfield elementary!

 

[Revoltingest]

What neighbors.... you live in a shack behind Springfield elementary!

Well, there's the guy who lives in the shack next to the tire fire, the guy who lives in
the shack behind the Kiwk-E-Mart, the guy who lives in the shack in the cemetary....
And when we get a new neighbor, we hold shack warming parties.

 

[Estro Felino]

It's considered quite rude over here.

well...in Italy too.
Actually I've never done it, in public. But I liked it when my boyfriend did it...especially when we used to have dinner together. It's very masculine

 

[Estro Felino]

I'm so sophisticated, that when someone burps, I don't clap.
Moreover, I inquire about whether it caused an injury.

I do clap, especially after that the burping person ate the dinner I prepared.
It's the proof that he liked my cooking

 

[Viker]

The only thing considered truly rude in Kentucky is if you point your shotgun at someone you don't pull the trigger.

 

[dantech]

I swallow my pills two at a time.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so sophisticated that when I drive thru KY, I don't point a shotgun at anyone.

 

[Thief]

That might be a good thing!

 

[dantech]

I wear a top hat.

 

[Thief]

That's not sophisticated.
That's just silly.

 

[Amechania]

I only masturbate to Mozart

 

[Thief]

Try the toccata and fugue in D minor bt J. Bach!

Lots of finger work!....hesitation and agitation!

 

[dantech]

That's not sophisticated.
That's just silly.

Mr. Peanut disagrees...

 

[Thief]

Mr. Peanut disagrees...

Oh yeah!...when I was sooooooooo much younger......
I had a 'piggy bank of sorts' casted in the form of that character.

Too bad it disappeared.
It might be worth a small fortune, nowadays.

 

[columbus]

I wear a top hat.

Cue video:
Tom Jones singing "You can leave your hat on".


Tom

 

[dantech]

Oh yeah!...when I was sooooooooo much younger......
I had a 'piggy bank of sorts' casted in the form of that character.

Too bad it disappeared.
It might be worth a small fortune, nowadays.

You sound like you're about 100 years old.

 

[Amechania]

Try the toccata and fugue in D minor bt J. Bach!

Lots of finger work!....itation and agitation!

I will. I've used his trio sonata in c minor.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so sophisticated that I saw a movie about Mozart.

 

[Thief]

You sound like you're about 100 years old.

And yet people don't believe I'm 59!

Must be that sooooooooooooooophisticated look I got!

 

[dantech]

And yet people don't believe I'm 59!

Must be that sooooooooooooooophisticated look I got!

The monopoly guy mustache will do that.