I cannot wait to be fifty nine. I'm going to be so cool.
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How Sophisticated Are You?
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dantech
Well-Known Member
Maybe not that cool but I think he's a little older than fifty nine. Give me time.
I'm so sophisticated that I won't call attention to his colostomy bag flap'n around.
Fortunately I'm so sophisticated that by the time I might need a colostomy bag, colostomies will be a thing of the past and I'll just have to swallow a pill once. He he, no little bag for me!
Just one question\poll, if you don't mind:
but...in your opinion, can the words "sophisticated" and "Italian" be in the same sentence?
but...in your opinion, can the words "sophisticated" and "Italian" be in the same sentence?
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Never!.....unless you are speaking about my Godfather!
Wirey
Fartist
No! You know why Italy is shaped like a boot? God figured he couldn't cram that much **** in a sneaker.
I'm so sophisticated that if I ever need a colostomy bag, it will be by Gucci.
Just one thing about Italians: we are much cleaner than the other Europeans (we have bidets in our huge bathrooms, with both shower and bathtub) ....but we are much louder, noisier and ruder. I admit that
Wirey
Fartist
I worked with Italians, and I call bullpucky on the clean thing. Those people lived like animals.
well...but Italians who live abroad are not Italians.
Things looked pretty good to me when dining at the nicer restaurants in Tuscany.
Wirey
Fartist
Visit Toronto.
thank you man. at least one who has been to Italy
I do!
Great story:
Mrs Revolt & I went to Toronto with a couple socialist leaning friends.
The gals had other plans one evening, so we had guys' night out at a local
Tibetan restaurant. Wild times ahead, you're thinking!
So we sit down, peruse the menu, & select our meals. As I recall, I had
some sampler kind of special, while my date (Ira) just ordered an entre.
We were having a pleasant meal, discussing economics (his field), politics
& the finer points of manliness. (I'd been coaching him to overcome his
metrosexuality.) Then the owner approached, smiling, bowing, & asking
me if I wanted refills of the portions I'd finished. I loved the food, had
plenty of room, & accepted his gracious offer of more.....gratis, btw.
He didn't notice Ira.
The food was fantastic, so I polished it all off. Back again he came with
a big smile & an offer of more food. Of course, I enthusiastically accepted.
He didn't notice Ira.
Eventually, I was sated, & politely declined his further generous offers of refills.
He didn't notice Ira. The owner & I talked a bit, although I don't remember the topic.
Ira sat watching in stunned silence.
It was one of the greatest dining experiences I ever had, being feted like royalty.
Ira thought it was OK.
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Wirey
Fartist
I've been to Italy. Meh.
I went to Canada one time out in the sticks. It snowed. I ate at a Tim Horton's. I thought it seemed a lot like a fast food restaurant. While in Canada I hung out with a bunch of people from USA. Then we all came back to the USA, which acted as if we'd never left. I was like "Hey, I've been to Canada!" and the USA was like "So what." Moreever when I told people in Canada that I was from the USA they were like, "Oh right." They didn't go "Wow you're from the USA?"
So now I'm so sophisticated that when I go to Canada I think nothing of the experience, because I'm such a cosmopolitan. Its all just the same to me. Everything is boring now.
So now I'm so sophisticated that when I go to Canada I think nothing of the experience, because I'm such a cosmopolitan. Its all just the same to me. Everything is boring now.
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Wirey
Fartist
You ate at Timmy's? Wow! When I grow up, I wanna be just like you! Here, have a frubal!