How to summon fairies

[Taylor Seraphim]

See how Karma works?

Cue thousands of people grumbling over the misuse of that term.

 

[Taylor Seraphim]

I totally saw a sexually ambiguous person. Well he/she didn't look ambiguous. She looked like an attractive blond with soft healthy skin and long hair with pretty blue eyes. Then she spoke and had the voice of a guy , which was a turn off, which lead to the discovery that she had no breasts.

Plus I prefer my women obese and charge them by the pound.

So, I was eagerly awaiting to find out if the name was male or female. His/Her name was "Lake". What kind of gender is associated with the word Lake Lol? She looked like one of those female elves off Lord of the Rings.

Anyway, back to Fairies, I think I may have experienced the Fae. someone told me if I hang out around flowers and in nature and sing to the Fae a lot, that will attract them, but once one attracts them, if I tick them off or am bad to the environment, there will be consequences.

So, there is this garden near the Church next to a Marian shrine that I been spending hours singing and chanting and sometimes to the Fae something like

"Fairest Fairies of Fairy land
come forth and take my hand
Fairest Fairies of Fairy land
Guide and strengthen me
Open these eyes to see
reveal thyself to me..."

Not sure if Fae exist, I just asked God that whenever invoking them, He'd assign the term to put me in contact with good spirits.

Then I chanted multiple times for God to send me a Leprechaun and felt the request was granted (even if God had to create a Leprechaun on the spot, such things are easy for him

)

Then went to pick up trash for the fae folk to get on their good side, and there was a bag of chips next to some random plant where a mother duck had a nest, and she almost flew right into me.

I held her to make a youtube of me holding her, and had a feeling it ticked off the little spirits (or Fae) that care for plants and animals who were angry that I took a mother duck from her eggs to make her an unwilling internet spectacle, not only endangering her, but also the ten little ducklings she was sitting on.

So, I kid you not. After the phone ran out of energy, it simply was dead and unchargeable, and the people at the Cricket shop were unable to do anything for it, so had to buy another one.

I've had many phones and never had that problem.

Whether or not Fae exist, who knows, but I am 100% convinced it was a warning and consequence from the spirits of nature that care for plants and animals, for I abused a phone's youtube abilities to take a Mother Duck off her eggs which likely terrified her and made her very angry, which was both an abuse of a phone and animal cruelty.

See how Karma works?

Last relapse was on Dextromethorphan (which has gotten me in so much trouble and in jail) and was using a different phone under a tree at a park. I walked a little ways from the tree to eat a meal and wasn't so high as to not photographically remember my steps, and the tree wasn't very far away.

Repeatedly I retraced the steps and didn't find it, which means that either a person or animal took it, (But I have a suspicion it was a leprechaun, as they are famous of stealing things or pulling pranks on the naughty.) [at that time I didn't know Leprechauns were real...not even while high on psychedelic drugs]

Recently I moved from the Twin Cities to a sober house in Columbia Heights. Folklore says Leprechauns are famous for making shoes, and Columbia heights is called bootstrap town. The symbol for the town is a boot. They must make boots too you'd think.

Ducks also represent luck which is where the term "Lucky Duck" comes from. Irish, shamrocks, and Leprechauns also represent luck.

Who knows, but God always works through coincidence has so far been my experience. Be careful what you ask for too.

If you keep asking Him for a Leprechaun, he might bring one to you, and they are known for being grumpy and mischievous. If you ask for patience, your patience will be tested. If you ask for humility, you will be exalted, but only after humiliation and mortification of reputation. If you ask to be Christ-like, you just might get crucified

Pope, if you go by your feelings anything you want to be true is going to seem true.

 

[Spiderman]

Pope, if you go by your feelings anything you want to be true is going to seem true.

No. It is actually very rare that what I want comes true

 

[Taylor Seraphim]

No. It is actually very rare that what I want comes true

Story of my life.