Humans did NOT evolve from the common ancestor of Apes

[RitalinOhD]

Dear Readers, It is impossible for Humans to have evolved from the common ancestor of Apes since Humans were made long before ANY other living creature. Adam, the common ancestor of ALL Humans was made the THIRD Day. Gen 2:4-7 Jesus made Adam of the dust of the ground BEFORE the first Stars of our Universe put forth their light on the FOURTH Day. Gen 1:16

This means that the common ancestor of Apes, on our Earth, lived Billions of years AFTER Adam, the first Human was made, according to Scripture. God Bless you.

In Love,
Aman

Well, isn't that quaint. So, explain how you come to figure what the length of a day is according to your unique version of Genesis.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Apparently, the audience exists only to be enlightened from on high.

Yup. Not like they're actually people anyway. Just little piccies on a screen in front of me.
I mean, are you actually a lion? No, of course not. You're just a figment of my imagination.

 

[Mycroft]

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I've yet to learn how anybody could ever be persuaded that Ken Ham is anything other than a total screaming idiot.

Can we please refer to him as 'That New Zealand Loony Ken Ham' from this point forwards?
Please!!??
Pretty please!!??
:shout

 

[Sapiens]

Dear Readers, It is impossible for Humans to have evolved from the common ancestor of Apes since Humans were made long before ANY other living creature. Adam, the common ancestor of ALL Humans was made the THIRD Day. Gen 2:4-7 Jesus made Adam of the dust of the ground BEFORE the first Stars of our Universe put forth their light on the FOURTH Day. Gen 1:16

This means that the common ancestor of Apes, on our Earth, lived Billions of years AFTER Adam, the first Human was made, according to Scripture. God Bless you.

In Love,
Aman

Fascinating. I await developments with baited breath.

 

[Alceste]

Can we please refer to him as 'That New Zealand Loony Ken Ham' from this point forwards?
Please!!??
Pretty please!!??
:shout

Nah, I'm pretty sure he's that Aussie Loonie Ken Ham.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Nah, I'm pretty sure he's that Aussie Loonie Ken Ham.

*sighs*
Factually, you're correct. But I'm making a stand. We don't want him. For all the New Zealanders we've stolen as soon as they've shown some talent (and Russell Crowe) I hereby hand back Ken Ham. Let's call it quits, New Zealand. We're all square!

)(

 

[Skwim]

I've yet to learn how anybody could ever be persuaded that Ken Ham is anything other than a total screaming idiot.

A crafty and wealthy screaming idiot.

 

[Alceste]

*sighs*
Factually, you're correct. But I'm making a stand. We don't want him. For all the New Zealanders we've stolen as soon as they've shown some talent (and Russell Crowe) I hereby hand back Ken Ham. Let's call it quits, New Zealand. We're all square!

)(

Give him to America. They're in love with him.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

By the powers vested in me, and for the Love of God, Ken Ham is now a 'Murican.

 

[LuisDantas]

*sighs*
Factually, you're correct. But I'm making a stand. We don't want him. For all the New Zealanders we've stolen as soon as they've shown some talent (and Russell Crowe) I hereby hand back Ken Ham. Let's call it quits, New Zealand. We're all square!

)(

Come to think of it, that just might be a good reason to surrender sovereignity.

At least you wouldn't carry the burden alone, see?

 

[LuisDantas]

Give him to America. They're in love with him.

You have no compassion whatsoever.

Too bad I love the idea. Or did for some ten seconds, until I realized that he just might make even more money and fuel even more politicians there.

Maybe we could make a combo deal? Him along with a huge amount of money? And some nice postcards? I hear Niger needs money.



I am such a terrible person. I should be ashamed.

 

[LuisDantas]

By the powers vested in me, and for the Love of God, Ken Ham is now a 'Murican.

Think of the children. You can't do that.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Think of the children. You can't do that.

With great power comes great responsibility. I'm willing to suffer through sleepless nights and major guilt if it means I can un-claim Ham.

 

[Sunstone]

My gawd! The fate of nations is being decided before my very eyes!

 

[LuisDantas]

See, Sunstone? Denying a common ancestor with Apes is Serious Business.

It involves deciding who will have to deal with Ken Ham.

 

[Riverwolf]

Just keep him away from the Sacred Mountain. I don't want him to upset the local Stone Giants.

 

[RitalinOhD]

By the powers vested in me, and for the Love of God, Ken Ham is now a 'Murican.

As self appointed spokesperson for the sane people of 'Murica, I hereby rebuke and nullify your invocation. Ken Ham is therefore banished to Madagascar.

I also invoke the irrevocable Triple no take backs.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

As self appointed spokesperson for the sane people of 'Murica, I hereby rebuke and nullify your invocation. Ken Ham is therefore banished to Madagascar.

I also invoke the irrevocable Triple no take backs.

Well played, sir...

:clap

Your move, Madagascar.

 

[Aman777]

So you don't plan to provide evidence just a claim and we are to accept it of the pure ethos of a biased 3rd party, sounds reasonable.

Dear Offensiveusername, I love your SN. My evidence AGREES in every way with EVERY discovery of Science and History, even evolution. It also disagrees with the biggest falsehood ever told, and that is the False Assumption that Humans evolved from the common ancestor of Apes. God Bless you.

In Love,
Aman