I get the feeling that Skittles just can't get enough of my attention.
But to be serious, pregnancy, childbirth, and lactation requires a tremendous amount of commitment in spite of the pain and the sleep deprivation. It's more than reducing everything to the passage through the birth canal. The entire physiology of the woman is impacted on an enormous level.
My favorite story to tell is the nausea. I grew up and spend much of my adolescence with many bouts of nausea and vomiting. I even went through periods of nausea from severe dehydration during some of the more severe moments of my eating disorder. So, when I'd hear about morning sickness, I used to think, "What's the big deal? It's nausea. It's not like you're dying. Quit whining and eat some saltine crackers! Jeez!"
Oh, how karma is a *****. LOL
I got pregnant, and I was literally camped out by the toilet throwing up for almost four months. I got used to throwing up all the time even though I never REALLY got used to it. I thought morning sickness was just a morning thing that lasted a week or so while the body adjusted. But four months of nausea and puke day in day out night in night out?
I'd told it earlier, but giving birth was no picnic. I lost too much blood, and had I not been with a qualified hospital staff, I might have hemorraged. My delivery was in a room with about 20 doctors, nurses, and interns. No joke. My first journey into childbirth was terrifying and was thankfully treated with great care by the staff.
But....you know.....so what, right?