I am a Believer, So Mock Away.

[Father Heathen]

What?!

You know in your heart that merely disallowing bacon alone disproves your faith.

 

[sojourner]

You know in your heart that merely disallowing bacon alone disproves your faith.

There's always turkey bacon...

 

[E. Nato Difficile]

There's always turkey bacon...

Turkey bacon: the very essence of mockery.

-Nato

 

[Bob Dixon]

There's always turkey bacon...

That goes too far.

 

[Sunstone]

As I am the only poster here with an objective view of reality.

YOU'RE ALL WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING! THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE NOT WRONG IS WHEN YOU ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG AND EVEN THEN YOU'RE STILL STUPID!

Oh yeah? Well, I may be stupid but you...you're...you're another. So there! I win.

 

[JacobEzra.]

You know in your heart that merely disallowing bacon alone disproves your faith.

Well I am a vegetarian.

Also, I was asking what because my original comment was about listioning to dance music and yet never dancing.

 

[Revoltingest]

Revoltifarians eat turkey bacon as a form of self-mockery (which isn't a sin for us).

 

[Vultar]

I was brought up to never pick on sheep

OK... that was Bahahahad

 

[Prophet]

I am a Christian and a Gnostic.

Same thing!

 

[sojourner]

Same thing!

But not necessarily in that order.

 

[sojourner]

Revoltifarians eat turkey bacon as a form of self-mockery (which isn't a sin for us).

It would seem to make sense that, if real bacon is a good thing, Revoltifarians should be compelled to eat turkey bacon as an act of revolt against real bacon.

 

[cablescavenger]

Well since Dawkins has given a mandate to the new atheist to mock those of us who are believers, I Cindy hereby give you permission to mock my beliefs.

So go ahead and mock away.

Your faith is admirable, it is your religious institutions that need tearing down.

 

[Prophet]

But not necessarily in that order.

I am puzzled by your meaning. This doesn't happen to me often.

Care to educate?

 

[Revoltingest]

It would seem to make sense that, if real bacon is a good thing, Revoltifarians should be compelled to eat turkey bacon as an act of revolt against real bacon.

You begin to grok the way of the Revoltifarian!

 

[beerisit]

What the hell is turkey bacon? You yanks are strange!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sojourner]

You begin to grok the way of the Revoltifarian!

You pay me too much honor.

 

[sojourner]

I am puzzled by your meaning. This doesn't happen to me often.

Care to educate?

Pure silliness, prompted by the pure silliness of your clarification to her post.

 

[sojourner]

What the hell is turkey bacon? You yanks are strange!!!!!!!!!!!

Strips of turkey flesh, pressed and formed to resemble (both in appearance and flavor) regular bacon. Reportedly has all the taste and none of the cholesterol.

 

[beerisit]

Strips of turkey flesh, pressed and formed to resemble (both in appearance and flavor) regular bacon. Reportedly has all the taste and none of the cholesterol.

I just know I shouldn't ask but how do you make turkey taste like bacon? Oh shoot me.

 

[fantome profane]

I think some people here might have a conniption if I were to mention tofu bacon. So I won't.