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I am omnipresent and omnipotent, like God.

dust1n

dust1n

Zindīq
Curious George said:
Well it is kind of cheating having you around then, but what the heck, might as well take advantage, never know when you are going to take a knock to your head and lose your powers.
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Actually, I've always known when I'm going to take a knock to my head and lose my powers; However, I had already preemptively prepared, thus the sparkling, pink, bicycle helmet.

Please answer these questions:

How old is the earth (just an estimate larger than any YEC can rationalize will do)
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4,490,000,000-4,590,000,000 years ago, depending on what is considered the birth.

What is the meaning of the word atheist?
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There is no right answer to that question.

Is there a need for feminism (not just humanitarianism) in our current society?
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Humans have needs and seek to fulfill them.

are most people in poverty because of inherent unfairness in our system?
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More or less. I'd step into help, but I'd be breaking peoples' free will, which is something I'm unwilling to do, even to save a starving child, for reasons that shall remain totally unclear to you.

How abundant is racism in our society today?
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Eh, it's my personal desire there was no racism, but for the aforementioned reasons, I can't intervene. I mean, I can, because I have to do be able to do all things, all places, all times, I mean I don't have to because I could contradict this necessity if I wanted to, but I don't want to, so I don't intervene.

What are the three major problems facing the world today?
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I said the three major problems are the inevitable oblivion of humankind.
 
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Curious George

Curious George

Veteran Member
dust1n said:
Actually, I've always known when I'm going to take a knock to my head and lose my powers; However, I had already preemptively prepared, thus the sparkling, pink, bicycle helmet.



4,490,000,000-4,590,000,000 years ago, depending on what is considered the birth.



There is no right answer to that question.



Humans have needs and seek to fulfill them.



More or less. I'd step into help, but I'd be breaking peoples' free will, which is something I'm unwilling to do, even to save a starving child, for reasons that shall remain totally unclear to you.



Eh, it's my personal desire there was no racism, but for the aforementioned reasons, I can't intervene. I mean, I can, because I have to do be able to do all things, all places, all times, I mean I don't have to because I could contradict this necessity if I wanted to, but I don't want to, so I don't intervene.



I said the three major problems are the inevitable oblivion of humankind.

And, can you get me tickets to kilgore's third act?
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Well that proves it. I would ask for more but that would never end. But how about sharing with us a personal revelation.

After getting these powers what did you find the most surprising?
 
dust1n

dust1n

Zindīq
Curious George said:
After getting these powers what did you find the most surprising?
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Oh, that there were so many other living beings on various other planets that you can't see. And dude, there's totally this really hot girl race about 70 million light years away from you, where I totally have, like, an all-knowing, all-powerful (not everywhere) hot girlfriend. I'd totally let you talk to her, but her voice would take 70 million years to get here.
 
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Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
the last few posts tell-all.....

the appropriate definition for atheist.....they don't believe in you....
and you are really a monkey playing on the keyboard.

but you DID write something and someone else thought it was Shakespeare......right?
 
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Unification

Unification

Well-Known Member
dust1n said:
Hello. All, I just wanted to share with you guys that I realized that I now know both everything and anything, and can do everything and anything, much like many of the gods that are claimed to exist.

That is all.
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You've come up with some creative threads lately to get some minds thinking and reasoning. Well done, Creator.
 
LegionOnomaMoi

LegionOnomaMoi

Veteran Member
Premium Member
dust1n said:
Hello. All, I just wanted to share with you guys that I realized that I now know both everything and anything, and can do everything and anything, much like many of the gods that are claimed to exist.

That is all.
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Why is that all? Don't I get three wishes? Please? I'll pray...
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
and just like God.....a few good words and some puzzling notions.....
and poof!
gone like the wind.
 
dust1n

dust1n

Zindīq
Thief said:
the appropriate definition for atheist.....they don't believe in you....
and you are really a monkey playing on the keyboard.
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They don't have like to believe in me. I just know all, am everything, and can do anything. I didn't make the universe. I could have, and saw coming from a mile away, but I had no part in it.
 
dust1n

dust1n

Zindīq
LegionOnomaMoi said:
Why is that all? Don't I get three wishes? Please? I'll pray...
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If everyone one got three wishes, do you know much I'd have to go back and fine-tune the universe to make it happen? You should of seen the guy who made this place. Unlicensed, uninsured, and slightly drunk I'm pretty sure. Seriously, it would take me like an instant. But then people would be wishing for others to love them and overriding each others wills, which they can do by the way, even though its not logical, cause up here in the realm of knowing everything, contradictions are but simple tautologies, but I'm not going to do for reasons that will apparently not be available until most people until after death.
 
dust1n

dust1n

Zindīq
LegionOnomaMoi said:
Who cares? Don't I get special treatment for...um...something?
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I'll send a back massage your away at some unknown point (to you, that is, I know the point) in the future, by someone who shall remain to be seen until then.

I'm trying here, but it's difficult to be able to explain why I simply won't do any wish-granting, as it's going to look like logical contradictions to humans. I mean, I could expose humans too it, but then, free will, blah blah blah.

EDIT: By the way, is there a word for when one consistently puts the wrong word into the sentence thinking of a different word? This seems to be happening at increased rates now-a-days.
 
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Milton Platt

Milton Platt

Well-Known Member
dust1n said:
Hello. All, I just wanted to share with you guys that I realized that I now know both everything and anything, and can do everything and anything, much like many of the gods that are claimed to exist.

That is all.
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I am so relieved that you clarified things for me. I have always wanted a god I could believe in. I know you exist because I have your post as evidence........
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
But...but...if you have not stayed at a Holiday Inn Express (see TV commercials to understand my obscure reference :D)... how is anyone supposed to take your claims of omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscience seriously.... now I am confused and doubt my faith
 
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