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I am sceptical of the Skeptics. Is it wrong?

LuisDantas

LuisDantas

Aura of atheification
Premium Member
Why, he is the One True God alongside the Invisible Pink Unicorn and Russell's Teapot.

We atheists created It so that he could create existence entire.

It is absurd, of course, but it is also impossible to disprove.
 
cambridge79

cambridge79

Active Member
use_your_brain said:
so it is in a piece of paper but not in a book? can you scan that paper for me?
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indeed i can. It has also come to my attention the existence of a second piece of paper that is confirming the first piece of paper. That to me is enough evidence the first piece of paper was right. I mean, they both say the same thing, they don't contradict each others, so they must speak the truth.
Both piece of papers are written by me, in different times, and since i'm god, as it's written in those pieces of paper, they can't be wrong because i can't be wrong. I'll scan them both as you request ( this shows also how mercyful i am as a god, fulfilling your request ).

( notice i've placed them in a book since you apparently like the idea of books, but you have to consider that for example the bible too was actually written in the form of pieces of paper in fact it was written in scrolls that later were gathered in the modern form of a book )

i would also thank corthos and immortalflame for embracing me as their god, i'll spare a special place for both of you in my heaven. If "use your brain" won't be able to disprove me and still won't convert he will be reserved a place in my hell: he will be condemned to listen to Justin Bieber songs for all eternity while a video collection of the best moments of Honey boo boo runs in front of his eyes

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use_your_brain

use_your_brain

Active Member
cambridge79 said:
indeed i can. It has also come to my attention the existence of a second piece of paper that is confirming the first piece of paper. That to me is enough evidence the first piece of paper was right. I mean, they both say the same thing, they don't contradict each others, so they must speak the truth.
Both piece of papers are written by me, in different times, and since i'm god, as it's written in those pieces of paper, they can't be wrong because i can't be wrong. I'll scan them both as you request ( this shows also how mercyful i am as a god, fulfilling your request ).

( notice i've placed them in a book since you apparently like the idea of books, but you have to consider that for example the bible too was actually written in the form of pieces of paper in fact it was written in scrolls that later were gathered in the modern form of a book )

i would also thank corthos and immortalflame for embracing me as their god, i'll spare a special place for both of you in my heaven. If "use your brain" won't be able to disprove me and still won't convert he will be reserved a place in my hell: he will be condemned to listen to Justin Bieber songs for all eternity while a video collection of the best moments of Honey boo boo runs in front of his eyes

eMgU266.jpg
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who wrote it?
 
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