I am....

[savagewind]

I am not going to try to make sense out of what I do not care about.

 

[crowfeather]

I am not going to care about what demands that I make sense of.

 

[Wirey]

I am gassy. Fortunately my crap doesn't stink.

 

[crowfeather]

I am gassy. Fortunately my crap doesn't stink.

I am guessing: that it's probably the result of your functioning capsicum receptors.

 

[Wirey]

I am guessing: that it's probably the result of your functioning capsicum receptors.

No, I'm a snowman. My butthole is frozen solid.

 

[crowfeather]

No, I'm a snowman. My butthole is frozen solid.

I am sorry to hear that. I'd assumed the photograph was only a zany avatar.
I am a crow, as my avatar leads one to believe, if one is not one who assumes I am only playacting.

 

[Wirey]

I am sorry to hear that. I'd assumed the photograph was only a zany avatar.
I am a crow, as my avatar leads one to believe, if one is not one who assumes I am only playacting.

A crow and a snowman. Well, there you have it in black and white.

 

[crowfeather]

A crow and a snowman. Well, there you have it in black and white.

I am worried you iz losin' de plot, snowy. You gotta start yo' posts wit' "I am..."

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I may not actually be the happiest girl alive, but despite a series of downers one after another, I am really so happy about life for once that I feel I am the happiest girl alive. My life isn't where it should be yet, and I still have a long way to go, but yet at this time last year I was still very much a depressed drunk and didn't know it was possible to feel even half this good about being alive. Even my pictures have went from showing a default angry and grumpy face to have a bit of a smile and twinkle in my eyes.

 

[savagewind]

I am posting not because I might bump the next person because I am thinking that won't be possible.....ever.

I am not posting because I think I might bump the next poster, but checking the facts, I think I just might be able, unless he gets talkative.

I love my mother tongue! (I don't like the spelling of it, though).

 

[Thief]

I may not actually be the happiest girl alive, but despite a series of downers one after another, I am really so happy about life for once that I feel I am the happiest girl alive. My life isn't where it should be yet, and I still have a long way to go, but yet at this time last year I was still very much a depressed drunk and didn't know it was possible to feel even half this good about being alive. Even my pictures have went from showing a default angry and grumpy face to have a bit of a smile and twinkle in my eyes.

I am still grumpy
note my avatar

and now that I am over sixty....recovery is not likely

 

[Shadow Wolf]

and now that I am over sixty....recovery is not likely

It's never too late. Except when you're dead. Then it's too late.

 

[Thief]

It's never too late. Except when you're dead. Then it's too late.

i suspect some people can hold a grudge.....forever

that may include being grumpy

 

[osgart]

I am seeker of the gate to eternal life and the flying spaghetti monster.

 

[Willamena]

What distinguishes you from another? Please be kind to finish the sentence I am _____.

...not you.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am.... going to the basement

 

[savagewind]

...not you.

Surprise, surprise!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am back.....

 

[Wu Wei]

I am leaving again to go sit in my recliner

 

[Desert Snake]

I am wearing a green shirt