I can prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster in seven words.

[Smoke]

MOUNTAINS DON'T JUST COME OUT OF NOWHERE.

There. I feel so happy and pleased with myself, maybe I'll go into apologetics full-time.

 

[Troublemane]

sings "On top of Pah-sgettee..."

 

[.lava]

so don't is one word


.

 

[Smoke]

so don't is one word

Yes, it is.

 

[.lava]

Yes, it is.

so two words unite and they become one. is there a such thing called alphabetical romance?


.

 

[Valjean]

It's a ligature, .lava. As long as the two words aren't the same sex it's OK.

 

[Gentoo]

MOUNTAINS DON'T JUST COME OUT OF NOWHERE.

There. I feel so happy and pleased with myself, maybe I'll go into apologetics full-time.

I'm convinced!

But it could be the pasta I had for supper tonight...

 

[.lava]

It's a ligature, .lava. As long as the two words aren't the same sex it's OK.

but this is not Spanish or German...it's English! they are all neutral!


.

 

[Sunstone]

MOUNTAINS DON'T JUST COME OUT OF NOWHERE.

You just perceive that to be a good reason for the FSM because that's your perceptual belief. If you had a different perceptual belief, then you would believe differently. Ergo, you haven't proved anything more than what you believe. And I can go on like this longer than you can, which proves I'm right.

 

[The_Evelyonian]

MOUNTAINS DON'T JUST COME OUT OF NOWHERE.

There. I feel so happy and pleased with myself, maybe I'll go into apologetics full-time.

You've truly been touched by his noodly goodness :yes:

 

[Smoke]

You just perceive that to be a good reason for the FSM because that's your perceptual belief. If you had a different perceptual belief, then you would believe differently. Ergo, you haven't proved anything more than what you believe. And I can go on like this longer than you can, which proves I'm right.

Those who have not been touched by his noodly appendage cannot perceive noodly truth.

 

[xkatz]

MOUNTAINS DON'T JUST COME OUT OF NOWHERE.

There. I feel so happy and pleased with myself, maybe I'll go into apologetics full-time.

Yes but, were is "nowhere"?

 

[painted wolf]

PIRATES DON'T JUST APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!
(otherwise they would be ninja-pirates and that is just blasphemy!)

wa:do

 

[DavyCrocket2003]

Those who have not been touched by his noodly appendage cannot perceive noodly truth.

Wait, that's a totally different stance! I thought you only believed in him because "mountains don't come out of nowhere"? Could you clarify?

 

[gnostic]

I can prove it 3 words:

SPAGHETTI and MEATBALLS.
​

Since both spaghetti and meatball exist in this reality, then they are, they were, and they always will be around. :yes:

 

[Smoke]

Wait, that's a totally different stance! I thought you only believed in him because "mountains don't come out of nowhere"? Could you clarify?

Nature testifies to the glory of the FSM, but those who will not see, cannot understand. If they open their hearts to the truth, he will touch them with his noodly appendage, and they will understand the evidence that is all around them.

 

[Smoke]

I can prove it 3 words:

SPAGHETTI and MEATBALLS.
​

Since both spaghetti and meatball exist in this reality, then they are, they were, and they always will be around. :yes:

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be: pasta without end. Amen.

 

[Alceste]

I can prove the existence of Father Jack in four words, even with two of them likely to be censored:

DRINK. FECK. ARSE. GIRLS.

 

[gnostic]

as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be: Pasta without end. Amen.

amen!

Our world is a meatball. And we have spaghetti-clouds in the sky.

It's just simply Pasta Heaven! :drool:

 

[tarasan]

ok give me your proof

thats right Im biting, so go for it.

also tell em how a physical creature could create a physical universe, after all what was the FSM when there was no matter?