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I can prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster in seven words.

gnostic

gnostic

The Lost One
tarsan said:
ok give me your proof

thats right Im biting, so go for it. ;)

also tell em how a physical creature could create a physical universe, after all what was the FSM when there was no matter?
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In the beginning,:fsm: FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER said,
Let there be meatball: and there was meatball.
And:fsm: FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER saw the meatball,
that it was good...and delicious. :drool:
And the evening and the morning were the first day.
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The Pasta Genesis according to Prophet Rigatoni
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I don't think you can get a more irrefutable proof than that, tarasan. :)

ps. If any one of you think that this religion is the TRUE PASTA, then please donate frubals.
 
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tarasan

tarasan

Well-Known Member
gnostic said:
In the beginning FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER said,
Let there be meatball: and there was meatball.
And FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER saw the meatball, that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the first day.
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The Pasta Genesis according to Prophet Rigatoni


I don't think you can get a more irrefutable proof than that, tarasan. :)
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actually I was wondering how your religion has done the who physical difficulty after all shouldnt your God be logically plausible?

also I dont think there is a good reason why your God should exist after all wasnt this just a fallicious arguement some college kids used to say you could believe anything to have faith, so if that is the case why should I believe it?
 
sandandfoam

sandandfoam

Veteran Member
Smoke said:
MOUNTAINS DON'T JUST COME OUT OF NOWHERE.

There. I feel so happy and pleased with myself, maybe I'll go into apologetics full-time.
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Oh yeah, that's more of it :facepalm:
There I was, a perfectly happy omnipotent FSM, cruising at 15,000ft.
Next thing some joker pulls a mountain out of nowhere. Crash Bang Wallop. Pasta everywhere and no more FSM.
Great. God had the majesty of Nietzsche to see him off and I get stuck with a shower of bowsies to gloat over a mountainside and my stringy demise :eek:
 
gnostic

gnostic

The Lost One
Demonic Kitten said:
I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster now! All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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Bless you, kitty pasta. Bless you.

tarasan said:
Never I will never Hail your all noodly God!!
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You, wicked blasphemer, shalt be eternally called stinky in the bottomless, slimey hell, called the TRASH CAN.
 
tarasan

tarasan

Well-Known Member
gnostic said:
Bless you, kitty pasta. Bless you.



You, wicked blasphemer, shalt be eternally called stinky in the bottomless, slimey hell, called the TRASH CAN.
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Fool i do your fear your noodly, he is probably too drunk to do anything but meekly shy away from the beating Id give him! ;)
 
tumbleweed41

tumbleweed41

Resident Liberal Hippie
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Jammin on His Noodly Goodness mon....:fsm:
 
tarasan

tarasan

Well-Known Member
I felt that i failed at creating a serious diologue and only served to join in on the serious talk, I epic fail :(

but it sure is fun XD
 
DavyCrocket2003

DavyCrocket2003

Well-Known Member
Smoke said:
Nature testifies to the glory of the FSM, but those who will not see, cannot understand. If they open their hearts to the truth, he will touch them with his noodly appendage, and they will understand the evidence that is all around them.
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Has this experience happened to you? And can anyone else vouch for what you're saying? Also, has the FSM sent us any messages? Does he want anything to do with us?
 
9-10ths_Penguin

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
For the more academically-minded, the modal pastalogical argument:

  1. It is proposed that a being has maximal excellence in a given possible world W if and only if it is omni-noodly, omni-meaty and wholly good with tomato sauce in W; and
  2. It is proposed that a being has maximal greatness if it has maximal excellence in every possible world.
  3. Maximal greatness is possibly exemplified. That is, it is possible that there be a being that has maximal greatness. (Premise)
  4. Therefore, possibly it is necessarily true that an omni-noodly, omni-meaty and perfectly tasty being exists.
  5. Therefore, it is necessarily true that an omni-noodly, omni-meaty and perfectly tasty being exists. (By S5)
  6. Therefore, an omni-noodly, omni-meaty and perfectly tasty being exists.
(apologies to Plantinga :D)
 
Charity

Charity

Let's go racing boys !
Jose Fly said:
All we need is a few martyrs and we're in business! Any volunteers?
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(Raises hand) Yes I was seriously injured when a giant meatball rolled off my plate and caused excruciating pain to my foot.....I think the meatball was a prophet telling me I had eaten too much and get away from the table. Would that classify as a religious experience? :D Can I be a martyr please? huh?
 
Charity

Charity

Let's go racing boys !
DavyCrocket2003 said:
What messages? Any revelations? What are his teachings?
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The message is "If your hungry it's pasta time"
The Revelation is there are many different ways to prepare spaghetti
The teaching......If you over eat pasta you gain lots of weight so you always have the evidence he is with you constantly......:D
 
Smoke

Smoke

Done here.
tarasan said:
also tell em how a physical creature could create a physical universe, after all what was the FSM when there was no matter?
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You see, you're bogged down in the Muslim-Christian doctrine of creation ex nihilo. I can't imagine where you got such a doctrine; even in Genesis the earth and water already exist before God begins to create. It's not my job to defend your doctrines.

Ex nihilo, nihil fit.
 
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