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I can prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster in seven words.

tarasan

Well-Known Member
But contradictions exist. Why would things that already exist not be plausible?

true...... I think my brain may have just exploded...

Do you have a problem with what i said or is my confusion and uncertianty the victory you where shooting for?:help:;)
 

Yawnyawn

New Member
MOUNTAINS DON'T JUST COME OUT OF NOWHERE.

There. I feel so happy and pleased with myself, maybe I'll go into apologetics full-time.

I know! I used to believe Stonehenge was man made. I mean It looks man made doesn't it?! I feel such an idiot for being so shallow.
When i looked into it, i saw that many people believed the same thing. I knew they were ignorant or dishonest cos they admitted that speculation played a big part in the theories of it's origin.
Come on! How can you think something is designed if you can't say how it got there? Ridiculous!
 

John D

Spiritsurfer
MOUNTAINS DON'T JUST COME OUT OF NOWHERE.

There. I feel so happy and pleased with myself, maybe I'll go into apologetics full-time.

You are WRONG :
mountain translated in "Afrikaans" means - berg.
Berg is a surname.
And he stays in Pretoria.

So if you translate it back to English: MOUNTAINS (BERGS"S ) don't just come out of nowhere, because they come from PRETORIA.

But now I. am confused !!! That I just proved you right !!!

This must be a religion, Pope Smoke
:bow::bow:
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
I have to say that I don't worship the FSM, but I sure think a Big Squishy Hug wouldn't hurt.

It would just get a little messy. But when has life ever been neat and tidy? :hugehug:
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
You are WRONG :
mountain translated in "Afrikaans" means - berg.
Berg is a surname.
And he stays in Pretoria.

So if you translate it back to English: MOUNTAINS (BERGS"S ) don't just come out of nowhere, because they come from PRETORIA.
I think you just called Pretoria "nothing". ;)
 

sandy whitelinger

Veteran Member
It is far more logical to believe the FSM created the mountains than to believe they came out of nowhere. The mountains declare the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; the trees proclaim the work of his noodly appendage.
But if you gave me a bucket a shovel and enough time couldn't I create a mountain. I certainly make mountains out of molehills.
 
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