sandy whitelinger
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Have you established the correlation between MOUNTAINS and the FSM?
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I can prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster in seven words.
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Charity
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Aquitaine
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DRINK. FECK. ARSE. GIRLS.
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Smoke
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That's very foolish. If you worship the FSM and it turns out he doesn't exist, you've lost nothing. But if the FSM exists and you reject him, then all is lost. Imagine spending eternity in hell, where the beer is stale and all the strippers have venereal diseases.
sandy whitelinger
Veteran Member
Italian or Swedish?The mountains are meatballs created for use on the Spaghetti.
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Of course.
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Charity
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sandy whitelinger
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Now I believe.Italian of course, that is the spice of life.......
Smoke
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I asked myself, What would a pirate do? and I didn't come up with Volunteer to be a martyr. Sorry.
Charity
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Thank you, I love being able to say I converted you........
Are we now considered spaghettists or are we referred to as spaghettism? Maybe even Spaghettians?
sandy whitelinger
Veteran Member
How about Pastafists?Thank you, I love being able to say I converted you........
Are we now considered spaghettists or are we referred to as spaghettism? Maybe even Spaghettians?
Charity
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:biglaugh: Yeah that is good , keeps us neutral and keeps us from being classified with in a certain denomination.......
Smoke
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It is far more logical to believe the FSM created the mountains than to believe they came out of nowhere. The mountains declare the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; the trees proclaim the work of his noodly appendage.
Charity
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Dang it! are you telling me there is trees in my spaghetti? I defy you to prove where the trees came from and how they got in my dinner? Go ahead prove it, I double dare you......
And the Parmesan cheese explain that, where does it fit in?
Demonic Kitten
Active Member
Dang it! are you telling me there is trees in my spaghetti? I defy you to prove where the trees came from and how they got in my dinner? Go ahead prove it, I double dare you......
And the Parmesan cheese explain that, where does it fit in?
The trees are broccoli and the cheese is snow....it all fits if you think of fettuccine Alfredo. ^_^
I used to think that broccoli was mini trees. >_<
Smoke
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If there are trees in your spaghetti, it's most likely your own fault. The FSM doesn't guarantee to protect you if you cook near falling timber.Dang it! are you telling me there is trees in my spaghetti? I defy you to prove where the trees came from and how they got in my dinner? Go ahead prove it, I double dare you......
The FSM is good.
Charity
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Your right! But then we now have another question since it was originally the FSM if we use another pasta other than spahgetti does that make us branching out and creating yet another denomination? We have the same creator but are we now throwing in our different versions on the main pasta? That was how all the different religions came into being....Hah see how easy we are diverted.....
So now do we stay with the spaghetti or split and start another branch of our own man made doctrine?
Demonic Kitten
Active Member
Your right! But then we now have another question since it was originally the FSM if we use another pasta other than spahgetti does that make us branching out and creating yet another denomination? We have the same creator but are we now throwing in our different versions on the main pasta? That was how all the different religions came into being....Hah see how easy we are diverted.....
So now do we stay with the spaghetti or split and start another branch of our own man made doctrine?
That's right... well if I had to start my own denomination it would be Ramen and we would be called the Ramenites.
Charity
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Falling timber which one of the commandments was that?
I am a disobedient child, I failed to learn that one about the falling timber......
Smoke
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It's okay if everyone worships the FSM in her own way; just don't let denominationalism distract you from more spiritual things, like seeking out beer and strippers.Your right! But then we now have another question since it was originally the FSM if we use another pasta other than spahgetti does that make us branching out and creating yet another denomination? We have the same creator but are we now throwing in our different versions on the main pasta? That was how all the different religions came into being....Hah see how easy we are diverted.....
So now do we stay with the spaghetti or split and start another branch of our own man made doctrine?