And the poor unicorn was a result of her insistence on "not two, which equals one" when they were passing out the horns in the Dept. of Creation.
I take that as a complement.
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i saw an equation in my dreams lastnight! opinions?
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I take that as a complement.
Poeticus
| abhyAvartin |
How is the poor flying unicorn supposed to fly if it is not allowed to have two wings? 2 = 1, so only one wing. I guess it only gets to fly in circles.
Just this once, cuz it's one of those pseudo-proofs that are really cute:
How can 2 = 1?
a = b
multiply both sides by a...
a² = ab
add a² to both sides...
a² + a² = a² + ab
simplify on the left...
2 a² = a² + ab
subtract 2 ab from both sides...
2 a² - 2 ab = a² + ab - 2 ab
factor out a 2 on the left, and simplify on the right...
2 ( a² - ab ) = a² - ab
divide through by a² - ab...
2 = 1
And the poor unicorn was a result of her insistence on "not two, which equals one" when they were passing out the horns in the Dept. of Creation.
Bwahahahaha! One step closer to pulling the flying pink unicorn out of the non-existant zero!!! :flirt:
Mwahahahaha!
Poeticus
| abhyAvartin |
मैत्रावरुणिः;3571179 said:
I'll answer for you, Ladybug. The answer is infinity. Because, that song is lyrical genius. So, its quality is infinity.
But, what is the probability that you would have answered this question correctly?
...zero.
मैत्रावरुणिः;3571189 said:
Are you judging my capability to understand the concept of infinity??
I either have 1 chance to answer correctly...or -1 chance to answer correctly...which leaves an infinite amount of events to occur before i make my - world a positive one.
Btw...are you satan??
Curious George
Veteran Member
मैत्रावरुणिः;3571187 said:
Ha. I assume you know, but for ladybug: this proof is valid without zero. Step right before the end takes advantage of x(0)=0 and without 0 you could divide by any number to get absurd results such as 2=1. If only this was the second post of the thread.
Poeticus
| abhyAvartin |
Yes, it is I, your Lord, for I am a Jealous God. Muahaha! (evil laugh)
Curious George
Veteran Member
He just gave you a valid proof of why you are wrong. Better late than never. Unless you are asserting 1=2
Poeticus
| abhyAvartin |
I am a member of the Global Math Police. I stop perverters of the number line from perverting any further. My goal is to be of the biggest hindrance as I can be. You are in violation and are being charged with high crimes against mathematics.
YES! ONE EQUALS TWO ALSO!
you cant use an equation based on falseness.
One can equal 2.
Heck...1 could equal 12, or twenty five million!
Curious George
Veteran Member
So now numbers lose all their meaning?
मैत्रावरुणिः;3571205 said:I am a member of the Global Math Police. I stop perverters of the number line from perverting any further. My goal is to be of the biggest hindrance as I can be. You are in violation and are being charged with high crimes against mathematics.
Please step aside, Officer. The Lady is Expecting a flying pink unicorn, & I'm here to help in the delivery of said flying pink unicorn. The flying pink unicorn is innocent of any crimes against mathematics, as it has not yet been delivered.
NO! NOT AT ALL! Its all symolism besides the number one. An easier way to write it, a shorter expression.
Poeticus
| abhyAvartin |
All numbers represent the quantity of how many ONES exist. Except for '0'. Thats what we use to express possiblity for a ONE to take its place, or even a greater quantity of ONE's.
BUT....
the concept of a zero....CANNOT EXIST without THE ONE. Its just a concept. It has no value. It has no quantity. No wealth. Zero is a concept!! God is NOT! you were decieved. THE ONE is the alpha and the omega.
Poeticus
| abhyAvartin |
Such a great labor takes a bit of time. However, I do have a picture of said flying pink unicorn.
Yay! Long live unicorn! Now, we have balance!
Poeticus
| abhyAvartin |
Wrong, only I am the alpha and the omega, for I, your Lord, am a Jealous God. Muahaha! (Evil laugh)