I wish I could buy......

[RedDragon94]

A red wagon from RedDragon

A GPS from Revoltingest.

 

[Godobeyer]

I wish I could buy a sweets to Iti oj babies (I mean his daughters )

 

[A Vestigial Mote]

I wish I could buy a rootbeer flote... er... float for - myself. I used to love those things.

 

[BSM1]

Just type @ and then their name and it does it automatically.

Thanks @Strategic Philosopher (hey, it worked).

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd buy @Jumi a....

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I actually went out and bought everybody on RF a brand new Ferrari each! Anybody who wants one can get one, absolutely free of charge!

I sort of broke the bank though, so unfortunately you're going to have to cover postage. Just give me your credit card details and a brand new Ferrari will be on its way to you!

Sorry, I don't have that kind of credit available... However, I could buy Erebus and used mini-bus.

 

[Taylor Seraphim]

I wish i could buy an ice cream for @Taylor Seraphim

Im vegan.........

 

[Revoltingest]

I wish I could buy @Strategic Philosopher a filleted gopher.

 

[Revoltingest]

Not sure if that has some alternative meaning or is exactly what it sounds like.
I'd accept either way.

No meaning other than the obvious rhyming gamy protein source.

 

[Wirey]

I wish I could buy a trip across the nation for @4consideration

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd buy Wirey a diary....already filled with incriminating entries!

 

[Wirey]

I'd buy Wirey a diary....already filled with incriminating entries!

Already got one.

"Feb 05, 2016

Dear Diary,

Today I accidently touched @Mycroft on the hand, and our eyes met. It was really awkward, because we were having sex at the time and my paper bag had slipped off."

 

[Revoltingest]

I
am
speechless.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I
am
speechless.

So you finally met your match!

I'd buy a box of matches for you.

 

[Revoltingest]

So you finally met your match!

I'd buy a box of matches for you.

I'll buy Smart Guy a fart pie!

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'll buy Smart Guy a fart pie!

How does it taste?

I'll buy you a Shih Tzu.

 

[Draka]

I wish I could buy @Buttercup Vespa's industrial strength hair dryer to use as an effective deterrent against a certain stalking pervy snowman.

 

[Mycroft]

I
am
speechless.

That's a lie.

 

[Mycroft]

Already got one.

"Feb 05, 2016

Dear Diary,

Today I accidently touched @Mycroft on the hand, and our eyes met. It was really awkward, because we were having sex at the time and my paper bag had slipped off."

Oh I hated it when that happened. And this time I was really starting to believe that you really were Sharon Osborne. Sorry to waxed your *** for nothing.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I
am
speechless.

And I am revolted!