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If Death took a weekend vacation, what would you do?

The Sum of Awe

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If Death decided he's wore out from his job and takes two days off, meaning you can do anything without dying, (Similar to that one Family Guy episode)

Would you make the most of it? If yes, what would be somethings you'd do?


I'd probably skydive without a parachute. Swim with the sharks and other dangerous sea animals for hours without needing to come up for air.

Or maybe try to pet a grizzly bear. Or better yet, go hunting with Dick Cheney.


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Sorry for the lack of details. Let's suppose all pain lasts for a mere 3 seconds and after that it'll be like nothing happened.

So then, all damage done to the liver will be undone, after the weekend your liver will go back to as healthy as it previously was.

Falling from great distance, regardless how high, would hurt you as much as a belly flop would off a high-dive at a pool.


There will be no comas or permanent damage. In some cases you stay intact and in others your wounds will heal. The pain would, like I said, only last a few seconds.



Great answers! I'm really glad I asked this, it's interesting to see the creative things you all would do in this situation.




EDIT 2: It just occurred to me that, people could donate organs to hospital over and over again, stocking up the hospital for the coming winter I suppose.
 
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columbus

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Nietzsche said:
Question.

Does that mean that, say, if we destroy our liver, you'll just die when death kicks back in? This is important.
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This is rather important.
In a similar vein, I loved skydiving. But if one were to hit the ground at terminal velocity one might not really want to go on much longer with a bloody pulp of a body.
We need more details.
Tom
 
Timothy Bryce

Timothy Bryce

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The Sum of Awe said:
If Death decided he's wore out from his job and takes two days off, meaning you can do anything without dying, (Similar to that one Family Guy episode)

Would you make the most of it? If yes, what would be somethings you'd do?


I'd probably skydive without a parachute. Swim with the sharks and other dangerous sea animals for hours without needing to come up for air.

Or maybe try to pet a grizzly bear. Or better yet, go hunting with Dick Cheney.
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Excellent thread. Seriously.

I'm actually very disappointed in my answer to it: I'd probably jam every psychoactive drug worth doing (LSD, MDMA, Coke, Meth, Heroin & probably a few liquid benzos just for good measure) right through my ****ing eyeballs by way of a syringe cocktail.

Since we're apparently avoiding death over the course of said weekend, I'd probably have an ounce of weed ready to level me out on the Sunday afternoon. Maybe some 'ludes if the weed makes everything a little bit too trippy and full on. A solid downer(s) would be necessary to prevent an involuntary admission to Acute Mental Health.

I'd probably also ask all the little hardbodies that I routinely deal with whether they'd like to ****; then go do it (it's remarkable to me how effective "let's go back to mine and ****" is as a pickup line). Upon reflection, I underuse it.
 
Tumah

Tumah

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The Sum of Awe said:
If Death decided he's wore out from his job and takes two days off, meaning you can do anything without dying, (Similar to that one Family Guy episode)

Would you make the most of it? If yes, what would be somethings you'd do?


I'd probably skydive without a parachute. Swim with the sharks and other dangerous sea animals for hours without needing to come up for air.

Or maybe try to pet a grizzly bear. Or better yet, go hunting with Dick Cheney.
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You don't need to die in order for a shark or bear to have a great time with you!
 
Deathbydefault

Deathbydefault

Apistevist Asexual Atheist
The Sum of Awe said:
If Death decided he's wore out from his job and takes two days off, meaning you can do anything without dying, (Similar to that one Family Guy episode)

Would you make the most of it? If yes, what would be somethings you'd do?


I'd probably skydive without a parachute. Swim with the sharks and other dangerous sea animals for hours without needing to come up for air.

Or maybe try to pet a grizzly bear. Or better yet, go hunting with Dick Cheney.
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Just because you wouldn't die doesn't mean you can't get hurt...
In fact, you could enter a coma like state with your smashed up body and die when the time runs out.

That aside, I would probably do some drug testing, just out of curiosity of what it'd be like.
Might also try snowboarding down the wrong side of the slope.
 
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Nietzsche

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The Good Doctor said:
Excellent thread. Seriously.

I'm actually very disappointed in my answer to it: I'd probably jam every psychoactive drug worth doing (LSD, MDMA, Coke, Meth, Heroin & probably a few liquid benzos just for good measure) right through my ****ing eyeballs by way of a syringe cocktail.
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That is going to be horrifically unpleasant. An eight-ball is one thing, but mixing in a hallucinogen and speed? You won't die, but about six minutes in you're gonna be begging for it.
 
savagewind

savagewind

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For once agree with the majority! I was thinking, fly a plane, but then if it crashed and I broke all my bones I might wish death was not on vacation. If the question comes with and you can't be hurt, I would fly a plane, probably.
 
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