If I could sleep with one celebrity, it would be........

[Saint Frankenstein]

Female: Liv Tyler, Saoirse Ronan, Amy Lee or Michelle Rodrigeuz
Male: Tom Delonge, Gerard Butler, Channing Tatum or Liev Schreiber

It's really hard for me choose. I find so many of them attractive.

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Chris Pratt...before or after Guardians of the Galaxy. :drool:

Mmm...he is hot. When he was in his underwear when they were taken to prison...:drool:

 

[Apple Sugar]

Anson Mount.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I can't see myself keeping up a conversation with anyone famous for more than thirty seconds, but I would probably like Carrie Fisher, Sally Field, & Whoopee Goldberg. None of them are my ideal though.

 

[columbus]

I don't feel constrained by wirey's shallowness. I wouldn't choose based on looks or disposability. I'm married.

Name the top 5 celebrities I could blackmail into providing Doug and me the lifestyle we would be happy to get accustomed to and I will sex them all. I've been around the block a time or two, I know tricks that have left them screaming, moaning, and begging before. It's been awhile, but I suppose it's like riding a bike.

Especially women, I had to learn how to do that. I'm a quick and thorough student. And I have the equipment.

Tom

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

I don't feel constrained by wirey's shallowness. I wouldn't choose based on looks or disposability. I'm married.

Name the top 5 celebrities I could blackmail into providing Doug and me the lifestyle we would be happy to get accustomed to and I will sex them all. I've been around the block a time or two, I know tricks that have left them screaming, moaning, and begging before. It's been awhile, but I suppose it's like riding a bike.

Especially women, I had to learn how to do that. I'm a quick and thorough student. And I have the equipment.

Tom

I'm with you on that. I'll happily be Oprah's kept boy in return for financial gifts.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oprah?! Man, you do not want to do Oprah. She would be interviewing you the whole time.

 

[oldbadger]

Hillary Clinton


Why, you ask (as you choke your lunch back down)?
Because our tryst would so discredit her that she'd never be elected president.
I'd want general anesthesia before making the ultimate sacrifice for my country.

..... it won't work....... literally.

 

[oldbadger]

Meryl Streep. And plx can she use her Scandinavian accent.:drool:

 

[Revoltingest]

..... it won't work....... literally.

No, I've been under general anesthesia before.
It most definitely works as advertised.
(I'd never chance even the remote possibility of failure.)

 

[oldbadger]

No, I've been under general anesthesia before.
It most definitely works as advertised.
(I'd never chance even the remote possibility of failure.)

Alright, but you're using your bits cynically!
It won't help you, you know.
'It's alright, Mrs Revolting, I do admit that I bonked Hilary Clinton but I did it out of a sense of duty as a political assassin and I was under anaesthetic at the time. Darling, what are you doing with that 8 bore? It's loaded, sweetheart! No! Please?'
A distant but gratifying 'pop....whoosh' is heard'.
Silence.

 

[Revoltingest]

Mrs Revolt believes in public service.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I foresee problems with this thread.

 

[Revoltingest]

I foresee problems with this thread.

No one's dream boink will come to pass?

 

[Brickjectivity]

No one's dream boink will come to pass?

You mean Carrie Fisher, Sally Field and Whoopee? No, I wasn't talking about them.

 

[Wirey]

I can't believe no one picked Cathy Bates.

 

[Estro Felino]

I can't believe no one picked Cathy Bates.

In my thread you picked Helen Hunt. Which means you are a man of taste. Because Helen is one of the most feminine women I've ever seen.

 

[Revoltingest]

I can't believe no one picked Cathy Bates.

Now if she were holding a shovel.....

 

[Wirey]

Now if she were holding a shovel.....

Tried to frubal but couldn't, and one of the girls asked me what I was laughing about! Well done!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Rachel Ray is hotter than Helen Hunt.