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If I could sleep with one celebrity, it would be........

MD

qualiaphile
Funnily enough, Counsellor Deanna Troi has never interested me in the slightest, I hope I'm not turning gay

Deanna Troi is the most beautiful woman in the entire Star Trek Universe. Like close to perfect, especially when she was younger. Even Crusher was cute, but Troi is just...wow.

I think you are turning gay. ;)
 

Brickjectivity

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You mean Marina Sirtis. The problem there is all of that emotional intuition plus her mother can read your thoughts. Like, dang.
 

Shuttlecraft

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Amanda Tapping in Stargate SG-1 is on my hot sci-fi dames list, I bet Jack O'Neill fancies her too but he outranks her, so he can never have her, poor slob
 

Triumphant_Loser

Libertarian Egalitarian
E.T all the way!

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Just look at that sexy neck.

*looks at glowing finger*
"So...uh...you ever get freaky with that thing?"
 

Shuttlecraft

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Sarah Palin is up there on my "wow" list, I fantasise about going on a lightplane trip with her over the Alaskan winter wonderland; the planes engine conks and we crashland deep in a snowy forest.
We're unscathed but the pilot is unfortunately killed (3 would have been a crowd anyway) so we drag his body away and leave it for the grizzlies, and me and Sarah spend the winter sharing the same sleeping bag for mutual warmth in the wrecked plane.
She goes off with her rifle now and again to shoot a moose to feed us...oops sorry was I ranting again??..
 

Apple Sugar

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Anson Mount.


While riding on your bike?
It's those potholes that make it fun. :p

*looks at glowing finger*
"So...uh...you ever get freaky with that thing?"
Yeah, it's that finger that always made me think Spielberg has a little kink to him. An alien who's finger is his own flashlight? What?

My heart (and vagina) has always belonged to Johnny Depp, ever since 21 Jump Street.
There's a visual I could have done without for the reessst of me life. :run:
 

Shuttlecraft

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Laura Linney stole the show in Mothman as a woman cop having to nanny wimpy Richard Gere, she can nanny me any time she likes.
She was a ray of sunshine in the film which was set in a cold bleak dark midwinter, look how caring she is-

ME- "Help, a 20-foot tall alien with glowing red eyes keeps staring through my windows in the dead of night"
LAURA- "Take it easy baby, I'll come right over with my Colt 45"


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Apple Sugar

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Laura Linney stole the show in Mothman as a woman cop having to nanny wimpy Richard Gere, she can nanny me any time she likes.
She was a ray of sunshine in the film which was set in a cold bleak dark midwinter, look how caring she is-

ME- "Help, a 20-foot tall alien with glowing red eyes keeps staring through my windows in the dead of night"
LAURA- "Take it easy baby, I'll come right over with my Colt 45"


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"And it knows how to use a phone!"
 

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
Laura Linney stole the show in Mothman as a woman cop having to nanny wimpy Richard Gere, she can nanny me any time she likes.
She was a ray of sunshine in the film which was set in a cold bleak dark midwinter, look how caring she is-

ME- "Help, a 20-foot tall alien with glowing red eyes keeps staring through my windows in the dead of night"
LAURA- "Take it easy baby, I'll come right over with my Colt 45"


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Nah! She was a right wimp in 'Love Actually'!!
Meryl Streep would sort out your itches.... no probs.
 

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..Meryl Streep would sort out your itches.... no probs.

Yeah Meryl was great in Deerhunter, especially in the scene where deNiro gets back from Nam and she says "Let's go to bed, we can comfort each other", but at first he turns her down!
Huh there's definitely something wrong with that guy, she can comfort me any time she likes..:)

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Brickjectivity

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Celebrities don't attract me, because to me they're cardboard people. I don't believe much about them, so I just don't care that much. It took me ages to learn the names of a few of the 'Most famous' people.
 

Shuttlecraft

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Celebrities don't attract me, because to me they're cardboard people..

Good point, for example here's a REAL woman..:)-

Medic Kate Nesbit is streaked with the blood of the soldier whose life she just saved under Taliban fire in Afghanistan-
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She won the Military Cross for it
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oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
Celebrities don't attract me, because to me they're cardboard people. I don't believe much about them, so I just don't care that much. It took me ages to learn the names of a few of the 'Most famous' people.

Snap! Same here. I have to point at the telly and ask Mrs B, 'Who is that.... again?'

I know Meryl Streep, and Mel Gibson, and...... there must be a few more..... :D
 
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