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If You Came with a Warning Label - What Would it Be?

Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Warning: Excessive stupidity may be harmful to your ego; Sharp corners: keep away from over-inflated and/or fragile egos. Do not provide excessive drink or smoke: if intoxication occurs, play something of the progressive/alternative metal genre.
Does not talk much: Do not take personally.
 
Kathryn

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Warning: Do not be lulled into a false sense of security by her apparent tolerance and slowness to anger. Once full throttle anger is finally in gear, core body temperature will drop to below freezing and both emotional and financial devastation will occur to the guilty party.

Able to wreak havoc without even a hint of violence or destruction to property.
 
Kilgore Trout

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
Warning: Bringing this product into contact with ************ will result in the bull****er getting torn a new butthole.
 
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