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If You Came with a Warning Label - What Would it Be?

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Warning! Offensive & snide
material's lurking inside.
You must be 18
if it's to be seen.
Otherwise, access denied!
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
PENGUIN
(90% concentration)

Risk Phrase(s)
Released gases can be highly noxious and irritating to nose and lungs.
Volatile when hungry or when blocked by drivers who don't know that the left lane is for passing.

Precautionary Measures
To prevent volatility, feed regularily.
Prevent overexposure of product to sunlight: treat as per Irishman.

First Aid Measures
If gas release occurs, vacate area of release and seek fresh air.

REFER TO MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET FOR FURTHER INFORMATION​
 

Smoke

Done here.
WARNING: Contents under pressure. Do not store at high temperatures. Do not allow this device to run dry. If irritation occurs, discontinue use.
 
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