If your sexual orientation was switched......

[Wirey]

If my orientation was switched...I'd be attracted to nobody, but very confident about it? As it is now I'd date @MysticSang'ha, @Dionysus, and anyone else along for the ride. But definitely those two because damn!

Also, @Deidre, if you ever decide to bat for the other team, I'm right here.

I already bat for that team.

How you doin'?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd go with....

 

[Brickjectivity]

Not everything has an opposite. What ever happened to that straight guy who was struck by lightning and it made him homosexual? I read it somewhere and now cannot locate the report.

 

[Wirey]

Not everything has an opposite. What ever happened to that straight guy who was struck by lightning and it made him homosexual? I read it somewhere and now cannot locate the report.

No, God's lightning turns gays straight. Ain't you got no knowledge of science?

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

If it was switched I'd be attracted to no one.

Same. Which I'd prefer anyway, since my life would be easier because I wouldn't have to go through being abused and rejected all the time.

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

What happens if you're bi? Oh, and if I became androphilic, my choice most definitely would be @Saint Frankenstein.

Thanks. That makes me feel a bit better. *hugs*

 

[Sundance]

Thanks. That makes me feel a bit better. *hugs*

No problem, mate. Uplifting people is what I'm here for! *Returns hug*

 

[dantech]

Seeing as how right now I'm 100% straight, and @columbus still takes advantage of me, I'd assume the only difference would be that I'd be the one taking advantage of him. correct?

 

[columbus]

Seeking as how I am 100% straight, and @columbus still takes advantage of me, I'd assume the only difference would be that I'd be the one taking advantage of him. correct?

Dang.
I don't remember the last time I was stalked by a Jewish daddy from Canada.

Here, let me break this to you gently. I was using you to get to your boyfriend @Wirey. Because he knows @Revoltingest s phone numbers. Burly old Scots in minikilts are hot
It isn't that you don't mean anything to me. If I wind up in Rev's hot tub, ill let you give us both foot massages.
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

"Hot tub".....is that what they call an extra large slop bucket now?

 

[dantech]

Dang.
I don't remember the last time I was stalked by a Jewish daddy from Canada.

Here, let me break this to you gently. I was using you to get to your boyfriend @Wirey. Because he knows @Revoltingest s phone numbers. Burly old Scots in minikilts are hot
It isn't that you don't mean anything to me. If I wind up in Rev's hot tub, ill let you give us both foot massages.
Tom

Does this mean we can finally stop? No more dress up? No more role-playing?

 

[columbus]

Does this mean we can finally stop? No more dress up? No more role-playing?

Yes!!!
I can finally say French Maid outfits gross me out.
Tom

 

[Wirey]

Yes!!!
I can finally say French Maid outfits gross me out.
Tom

Would it help if I shaved my back? And palms?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

What poster would you want to date? I pick @lewisnotmiller, because he sounds like a cuddler.

For some reason I never saw this when it was first posted. I'm not really a cuddler, sorry to disillusion ya.
But I guess I could pretend until the novelty wore off?

 

[gsa]

@viole and @MysticSang'ha and @Deidre in that order. I would add @rosends and some others, but I would have to convert to do that. And I'm lazy.

 

[Kirran]

Damn. Well, @Smart_Guy, obviously. But he'd probably have to move country. Although actually I'm told Riyadh has quite the gay scene.

And @Red Economist, but we'd have a lot of arguments.

EDIT: and @Tumah! We'd just collapse into a sarcastic black hole.

 

[viole]

@viole and @MysticSang'ha and @Deidre in that order. I would add @rosends and some others, but I would have to convert to do that. And I'm lazy.

Well, I am flattered

Ciao

- viole

 

[Kirran]

@Windwalker is out of my league

 

[Laika]

And @Red Economist, but we'd have a lot of arguments.

That's just the Foreplay before the action starts.

 

[Kirran]

That's just the Foreplay before the action starts.

You mean before we log onto RF for proper debates?