I have trouble imagining the universe reversing itself in such a way as to make me straight. Would matter also become antimatter, and up become down?
I am a conservative old stick in the mud. So if this happens, I will expect a good old fashioned woman.
Now, I don't really ever think of you gals that way. So I am not sure who I'd pick. In fact, it seems unfair for me to arbitrarily pick
@Thana over
@Quintessence over
@MysticSang'ha over any of the other wonderful persons of boobage available.
So it is only fair to make it a forthright competition. Here are the categories:
1) Cooking. I like Italian food, so plan for your best lasagna, garlic bread (garlic is a food group), and magnificent tossed salad.
2) Housekeeping. I'll probably have to inspect your current place personally, but do mention any reference you might have. Such as your husband. I'll check them out.
3) Decorative Arts. Can you play an instrument or paint or write sonnets in my honor? Dancing is especially good.
4) Camping. That's where you do all of the above without electric plugs or running water. A good woman doesn't lower her standards when it comes to the great outdoors.
Just in case there is a tie there is the "checkbook competition". I didn't take you to raise. Show me the cash, you cute little dickens you.
I'll expect your entries in my PM box at least a month before I turn straight. You can't expect me to make such an important decision without careful consideration.
Thanks, and Good Luck!
Tom
