I'm Offended

[ChristineM]

I'm offended by your conclusion that my being offended would bring me pleasure. I just guessed being offended would bring one pleasure.

I'm struggling to be pleased while I'm offended.

Maybe someone who finds themselves offended often can help me with this.

Sorry i misunderstood, otherwise i would not have repeatedly offended you. I thought i was pleasing you. And I'm an offensive creep

 

[SalixIncendium]

Sorry i misunderstood, otherwise i would not have repeatedly offended you. I thought i was pleasing you. And I'm an offensive creep

I'm offended by your calling yourself an offensive creep.

 

[JustGeorge]

Have you considered removing your nose from your armpit?

 

[ChristineM]

I'm offended by your calling yourself an offensive creep.

I so glad, it actually offends me

 

[ChristineM]

Have you considered removing your nose from your armpit?

My armpits are fragrant and sweet (so I'm told ;-) so such a statement is opposite of offence.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Have you considered removing your nose from your armpit?

Of course I have. I've also considered a trip to Australia.

So far I've done neither.

 

[JustGeorge]

Of course I have. I've also considered a trip to Australia.

So far I've done neither.

If you had to pick only one out of those two options, which would it be?

 

[anotherneil]

Of course I have. I've also considered a trip to Australia.

So far I've done neither.

Do you have to remove your nose from your armpit when you go down under?

 

[SalixIncendium]

If you had to pick only one out of those two options, which would it be?

I'd probably pick considering a trip to Australia.

Thankfully, I can consider both.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Do you have to remove your nose from your armpit when you go down under?

I don't know. I only know I'm offended by the question.

 

[Stevicus]

Have you considered removing your nose from your armpit?

I'm offended that no one suggested that sooner.

 

[anotherneil]

If I'm offended about getting offended, and not offended about not getting offended, should I be offended?

 

[Wu Wei]

If I'm offended about getting offended, and not offended about not getting offended, should I be offended?

That post was full of offensiveness

 

[anotherneil]

That post was full of offensiveness

 

[Wu Wei]

skin...in the back...HOW OFFENSIVE!!!!!

 

[Heyo]

So many here allow themselves to become offended, so I'm guessing this emotion somehow brings one pleasure. Therefore, this will now be my default emotion moving forward.

Offence is taken, not given, and I don't take things from strangers on the internet. Though, many try to offend my intelligence by expecting me to buy the bull**** they post.
I retort by fact-checking them, what usually offends them. If I haven't offended you yet, just wait, I'll come around to you eventually.