I'm Uglier than You Are!

[Sunstone]

I'm uglier than you are. So there! Read it and weep, buddy.

 

[ericoh2]

I'm uglier than you are. So there! Read it and weep, buddy.

Do you have any scientific data to support this claim?

 

[Sunstone]

Do you have any scientific data to support this claim?

I don't need no stinkin' scientific data. I didn't evolve uglier than you, I was created uglier than you. Eat your heart out.

 

[.lava]

sorry friend, if you don't have -at least- 1000 architects behind you to prove this, i won't believe it


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[ericoh2]

I don't need no stinkin' scientific data. I didn't evolve uglier than you, I was created uglier than you. Eat your heart out.

Ahh, so you are taking a creationist approach to this. I guess you are going to say that you are also 6000 years old.

 

[Sunstone]

sorry friend, if you don't have -at least- 1000 architects behind you to prove this, i won't believe it


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I'm uglier than all 1000 of them. I'm so ugly, Building 7 of the World Trade Center fell down in order to get a closer look at me. I'm just telling the truth.

 

[Sunstone]

Ahh, so you are taking a creationist approach to this. I guess you are going to say that you are also 6000 years old.

You're just jealous. Maybe if you try real hard, you can be as ugly as me in 100 years or so, but I doubt it. Ugly like mine is a gift that shines.

 

[.lava]

I'm uglier than all 1000 of them. I'm so ugly, Building 7 of the World Trade Center fell down in order to get a closer look at me. I'm just telling the truth.

oh dear...you're not suppose to do THAT! you should only turn men into stones when they look you in the eyes, not stone into dust. you never learn, don't you?


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[Yes Man]

It's okay. You've got a great personality.

 

[Mystikal_Mysty]

You WISH you were uglier then me

 

[Kathryn]

You're not ugly. You have such a pretty FACE. (I hate it when people say that - you know what they really mean. "It's a shame you're so fat. You'd look good if you lost about 75 pounds. What a waste that face is on that body.")

 

[Sunstone]

You WISH you were uglier then me

You have nothing on me. My ugliness transcends the ordinary. It is instead a force of nature. Buildings fall down to get a closer look at me. I melt the ice off of ponds in the dead of winter. Migratory birds head north in the wrong season because of me. Read it and weep.

 

[Sunstone]

oh dear...you're not suppose to do THAT! you should only turn men into stones when they look you in the eyes, not stone into dust. you never learn, don't you?


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Dang! I've got to remember to write on my hands never to do that. That's the only way I'll remember.

 

[sandandfoam]

You do realize that no matter how butt ugly you are you could never match our politicians?

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Ugly people are proof of Satan :yes:

 

[Draka]

Ugly people are proof of Satan :yes:

I am NOT!

 

[sonofskeptish]

Oh yeah...

I’m so ugly, when I walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

If ugliness were bricks, I would be the Great Wall Of China.

I’m so ugly, I went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

If ugliness was a crime, I'd get the electric chair.

I was so ugly at birth, my parents named me **** Happens.

I’m so ugly, my mate won't have to worry about birth control...my face will do just fine.

I’m so ugly, I could model for death threats.

I’m so ugly, when I was born they put tinted windows on Ir incubator.

I’m so ugly, I have to sneak up on my mirror.

I’m so ugly, when I look in the mirror my reflection turns to stone.

I’m so ugly, when I sit in the sand the cats try to bury me.

I’m so ugly, my doctor is a vet.

I’m so ugly, when I was born the doctor took one look at me and slapped my parents.

I’m so ugly, I stuck my head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

I’m so ugly, my pet name is Scooby-Doo.

I’m so ugly, I have to Trick or Treat by phone.

I’m so ugly, when my mother went into labor my father went into shock.

I’m so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - I peek, then they boo.

I’m so ugly, I can sink my face in dough and make monster cookies.

I’m so ugly, they call me Taco Bell, when people see me they run for the border.

I’m so ugly, I make onions cry.

I’m so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring me in.

I’m so ugly, they took me to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for bringing him back."

I’m so ugly, I went to a freak show and got a permanent job.

I’m so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw me.

I’m so ugly, when I get sick they call the vet.

I’m so ugly, I make blind kids cry.

I’m so ugly, farmers use my picture as a scarecrow.

I’m so ugly, every time I go out I get chased by the dog catcher.

I’m so ugly, I can't hail a bus.

I’m so ugly, they call me Moses because every time I step in the lake, the water parts.

I’m so ugly, I give Freddy Kruegger nightmares.

I’m so ugly, they let I park in handicapped spaces.

I’m so ugly, when I threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

I’m so ugly, when I went to the zoo they refused to let me out.

I’m so ugly, I can't get a date off the calendar.

I’m so ugly, when my mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.

I’m so ugly, people put my picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.

I’m so ugly, that I can turn milk into yogurt, just by looking at it.

 

[.lava]

You do realize that no matter how butt ugly you are you could never match our politicians?

it's not fair to compare two different species though


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[zenzero]

Friend Ss,

I'm Uglier than You Are!

Could be but where is the proof??

Who ate the pudding?

Love & rgds

 

[Quagmire]

I have a face only a mother could love.

A mother orangutan.

A nearsighted mother orangutan,

A nearsighted mother orangutan standing 5 miles away and not paying particularly close attention.