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In need of a cult? I have a doozy for you:

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Staff member
Premium Member
I had to look up Cheerwine. I had never heard of it before:


TLDR? Uniquely southern. Cherry flavored soda, very fizzy. No alcohol ever. Maybe it stains the white shirts and that is why Jane does not approve.
Until now, I have never heard of it.

I'm not certain why it would be prohibited. Maybe the cult management doesn't have stock in that company.
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Staff member
Premium Member
The World of Faith Fellowship might just interest you if you want a cult that crawls up your backside and tries to control every aspect of your life.


To save you from reading the article here are just a few of their rules:

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I am not so sure how long I would last with that particular group.
I don't see "No capes" on this list.

I wonder how you sing the words to an instrumental?

I have questions. Those probably aren't allowed either.

I wonder if you can play poker if you use Tarot cards, since regular cards are taboo? Maybe high stakes Old Maid?
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well this is a bit disconcerting

Word of Faith Fellowship

Children are isolated, monitored and controlled closely by the church, being educated in the church-controlled school, and prevented from watching television under threat of punishment. Nonetheless, they are told to display a positive attitude regardless of how they feel, and a song sung within the church has the words "Happy, happy, happy, happy are the children whose God is the Lord."

Take a look at Abuse allegations too
 

mikkel_the_dane

My own religion
The World of Faith Fellowship might just interest you if you want a cult that crawls up your backside and tries to control every aspect of your life.


To save you from reading the article here are just a few of their rules:
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I am not so sure how long I would last with that particular group.

Yeah, there is nothing new in that. I mean I can find 2 examples of such cults in Denmark. One religious and one political.
 

Father Heathen

Veteran Member
I had to look up Cheerwine. I had never heard of it before:


TLDR? Uniquely southern. Cherry flavored soda, very fizzy. No alcohol ever. Maybe it stains the white shirts and that is why Jane does not approve.
Wait. Root beer... Cheerwine... That would be super lame if the name sounding alcoholic was the reason for banning them. Ginger ale should also be on the list.
 

Jimmy

King Phenomenon
Really? America has quite the history of nutburger cults. This one is far from the worst.
Eh, their members are next to none. You probably have the same proportionate numbers of weird people in your country. They may not be in a cult but their out there unfortunately.
 

Kelly of the Phoenix

Well-Known Member
The World of Faith Fellowship might just interest you if you want a cult that crawls up your backside and tries to control every aspect of your life.


To save you from reading the article here are just a few of their rules:

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I am not so sure how long I would last with that particular group.
How is Jesus supposed to show up? He’s got a BAC of 1.0.
 
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