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Inexorable Consequences
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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If you cause Brad Pitt to seek psychiatric help, you will want Timothy Olyphant to play you.
If you want Timothy Olyphant to play, you will have to first look him up online to see who he is.
(edit: I really didn't know who he is. Since I had to look him up to know who he is, my reply is accurate even if you are a smarty pants and already knew who he is.)
(edit: I really didn't know who he is. Since I had to look him up to know who he is, my reply is accurate even if you are a smarty pants and already knew who he is.)
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If you feel justified, you won't feel like dead wood.
(I speculate that 4consideration is too genteel to have watched Deadwood or Justified.....cuz of the violence & profanity. She's such a goody two shoes!)
If you truly have a hit (man), you won't die hard.
If you don't die hard, you will easily dye those two shoes that Goody asked you to dye to match her dress.
if you dye those 2 shoes that Goody asked you to dye to match her dress, you will spill black dye on your hands.
If you spill black dye on your hands, you will go ahead and dye yourself to also match her dress.
If you are informed that you are color blind, you will also be informed that you are wearing two different color socks.
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If you are wearing 2 different color socks, you will have a matching pair at home.
If you have a matching pair at home, you will wear that pair to your next big business meeting.
If you wear that mismatched pair of socks to your next big business meeting, you will start a new trend of "power socks".
If you start a new trend of "power socks," your product line will eventually branch out into other items, including "power boxers."
If you branch out into power boxers, women (college age) will start wearing them on the outside.
If women (collage age) start wearing them on the outside, you will retaliate by creating a product line of women's "power panties" for men (college age) to wear on the inside.
If you retaliate by creating a product line of women's "power panties" for men (college age) to wear on the inside, you will fail miserably & lose the business.
If you fail miserably & lose the business, the federal government will determine that your underwear are "too big to fail," and will save your underwear from falling down.