Insult the Person Above You

[Wu Wei]

does not know the difference between to, too and two....but it really does not matter, he spells them all wrong anyways

 

[Revoltingest]

He subtracts two from too, & gets won.
(It's the only way he ever won.)

 

[Wu Wei]

He hates wearing mittens...because then he is only able to count to 4

And you're wrong ya derelict, ya dishonest, disseminator of deception, the formula is (two - too) + n = won

 

[Revoltingest]

He hates wearing mittens...because then he is only able to count to 4

And you're wrong ya derelict, ya dishonest, disseminator of deception, the formula is (two - too) + n = won

His greatest desire in life is to be a rug.
(No one told him that his dream would end his life.)
So he sent $9.95 to some company with an ad in the back
of Bear's Life Magazine for lessons on becoming a rug.
How's the studying going, Yogi?

 

[Wu Wei]

His greatest desire in life is to be fetid, drunken, deadbeat, derelict.....and he achieved that years ago...it came naturally to him

 

[Revoltingest]

His greatest desire in life is to be fetid, drunken, deadbeat, derelict.....and he achieved that years ago...it came naturally to him

You're trying to insult me by accusing me of being successful ??
Poor bumbling extra in a Charmin commercial.....

 

[Wu Wei]

big talk coming from a guy who gets lost in his own bathroom because there is no Exit sign

 

[Brickjectivity]

His bear-suit zipper module makes sense of quantum mechanics.

 

[Revoltingest]

Foxes & other small animals are frightened that he'll caress them.

 

[Thief]

Revolt took a shower
and the EPA is looking for him

 

[Revoltingest]

I took a shower.
Now Thief is looking for me....with bedroom eyes.

 

[Thief]

Revolt has been eating too much haggis

he is going senile

 

[Revoltingest]

He's not a real thief.
He actually leaves presents for people whose home he invades.

 

[Wu Wei]

He leave self-made "presents" on peoples front porches....then lights them on fire, rings the doorbell and goes and hides in the bushes, giggling like a little school girl

 

[Revoltingest]

He leave self-made "presents" on peoples front porches....then lights them on fire, rings the doorbell and goes and hides in the bushes, giggling like a little school girl

It worked on you!
I loved how you stomped & stomped...then when the fire was out,
you splattered my "present" all over you legs & new porch furniture.

 

[Wu Wei]

Is the smelliest, most revolting, foul, vile, skirt wearing, person in Revoltingstan...which is why he has won the Miss Revoltingstan contest for 7 years in a row

 

[ChristineM]

Insult the Person Above You... Who?

 

[Revoltingest]

Is the smelliest, most revolting, foul, vile, skirt wearing, person in Revoltingstan...which is why he has won the Miss Revoltingstan contest for 7 years in a row

Jealous cuz you keep coming in 2nd.

 

[Wu Wei]

Insult the Person Above You... Who?

Well that was just mean....sheesh...I'm so upset I can't even insult you......sheesh.....that and I just can't bring myself to insult you

Jealous cuz you keep coming in 2nd.

You on the other hand, ya barnacle licking, toadstool molesting, defiler of youth.....you I can always insult...

 

[Thief]

as if a flea infested bear rug has any leeway to speak down on anyone

you are low

on the floor...….low