Insult the Person Above You

[dybmh]

you turkey!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well I suppose I could call you a chicken, but in certain areas of China that is a much bigger insult that it is here....and you are entirely the wrong gender and I don't want to insult any females that may be in your family...only you... so...I'll tone down my insult...this time

You obnoxious, contemptible, nefarious, atrocious goat fondler. Your type makes me puke! you vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!!!

There I was nice

 

[dybmh]

Well I suppose I could call you a chicken, but in certain areas of China that is a much bigger insult that it is here....and you are entirely the wrong gender and I don't want ot insult any females that may be in your family...only you... so...I'll tone down my insult...this time

You obnoxious, contemptible, nefarious, atrocious goat fondler. Your type makes me puke! you vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!!!

There I was nice

Wow. That was nice. Thank you.

 

[Wu Wei]

Wow. That was nice. Thank you.

You're welcome you illiterate loiterer!

 

[dybmh]

You, sir, litter and leave messes for others to tidy.

 

[Wu Wei]

Although I don't deny doing as you say, that's not me, I'm not a black bear...I'm a kodiak.....and it gives loiterers, such as yourself, something to do.....so its a service to help the dregs of humanity.....now go clean up my mess lackey....

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wu Wei's mother and the reason he thinks he's a bear in a human suit in a bear suit.

 

[Thief]

Van Gogh and @Revoltingest would be jealous

the mastery of the brush stroke
the vivid color

the dull look in the eye

 

[Brickjectivity]

Come to think of it, he does look like you a bit.

 

[Thief]

and you have the nerve.....

choking baby foxes until their tongues stick out

and then cell phones the photo as an avatar

 

[Wu Wei]

use to taunt small defenseless critters and steel candy from babies....that was until they kicked his butt

 

[Revoltingest]

use to taunt small defenseless critters and steel candy from babies....that was until they kicked his butt

Doesn't know how to spell "steal".
Even @Thief does...but then, he's in the business.

 

[Wu Wei]

Doesn't know how to spell "steal".
Even @Thief does...but then, he's in the business.

question. is that you new "ode de titan arum", aftershave or is that your natural smell

 

[Revoltingest]

question. is that you new "ode de titan arum", aftershave or is that your natural smell

By "ode" do you mean "eau de"?
That's frenchy wording....& I admit shame that even I know that.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Outlived Frank Herbert (the author of Dune) but was the inspiration for Herbert's sandworms. I guess the sandworm emperor always did remind me of him.

 

[Revoltingest]

He wants the Baron Harkonnen carnally.
Ew.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Revoltingest actually had an affair with Mr. Van, and to avoid getting caught he conspired to have Mr. Truck killed off before the poor killed-by-fire soul could discover such treachery.

 

[Revoltingest]

She likes to pretend to us that she's all goth & larpy, but
in real life she dresses like June Cleaver, forced her
boyfriend to change his name to Ward, & together they
take care of the Beaver.

Hmmm....that could be misread.

 

[dybmh]

it puts the loootion in the bahsket...

 

[Revoltingest]

..or else it gets the hose again.