Insult the Person Above You

[Shadow Wolf]

Revoltingest likes the hose, likes the lotion, loves the mammary vest, and loudly says into an intercom at Wal-Mart "would you **** me? I'd **** me." It's finished with an act that creates an image better left unspoken of.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

together they
take care of the Beaver.

Hmmm....that could be misread.

And I love my beaver, and stick it up in the air and show all my friends. And I stroke it all time too. Until I pricked my finger one night and it occurred to me I might have a porcupine.

 

[Revoltingest]

When she goes a'larping, it's not really all that medieval warfare stuff.
Sure, sure, there are weapons. But she & her friends re-enact the
movie, Cadet Kelly. She always plays the Hillary Duff character.

 

[dybmh]

might as well face it, you're addicted to love-ing... ... yourself

 

[Revoltingest]

He's a big fan of classic English literature.
The last book he read was a difficult classic.
But he never did find Waldo.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

He's a big fan of classic English literature.
The last book he read was a difficult classic.
But he never did find Waldo.

He once wore his shoes untied because a group of 20 year olds told him it would make him look younger. Hilarity ensued.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Dips his boogers in sauce before eating them. Not salty enough.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is a booger gourmet, particularly fond of "booger luwak", or "civet boogers".
It's made from partially digested boogers eaten and defecated by the Asian
palm civet. Fermentation occurs as the boogers pass through a civet's
intestines, and after being defecated with other fecal matter, they are collected.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He makes tea with his booger luwak. So English.

 

[Wu Wei]

Is really good a kindergarten level insults.....not so good with adults

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Wouldn't survive 3 minutes of a zombie apocalypse.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is really good a kindergarten level insults.....not so good with adults

He's bad at even those, with lines like....
"I no you are, but what am me?"
"Got a match? Yeah....my face & your but."

 

[Brickjectivity]

He's got seventeen toes and deviled egg powers.

 

[Thief]

I see you have no shame and continue using an avatar of yourself....
choking baby foxes

 

[Thief]

use to taunt small defenseless critters and steel candy from babies....that was until they kicked his butt

I use to teach martial art to children

it's funny when they get the upper hand

and no.....I never used bear rugs for the mat
wouldn't want them growing up with the wrong idea


EEEEEeeeeWWWWWWwwwwww

 

[dybmh]

This fellow can be easily coerced with cheese.

 

[Thief]

and by....this.....
you are referring to yourself

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I use to teach martial art to children

it's funny when they get the upper hand

and no.....I never used bear rugs for the mat
wouldn't want them growing up with the wrong idea


EEEEEeeeeWWWWWWwwwwww

But you do use them for shirts, as does Dybmh:

 

[dybmh]

This fellow can be easily coerced with cheese.

and by....this.....
you are referring to yourself

The @Thief theme song.

"Sweet Dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie..."

 

[Thief]

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