The Reverend Bob
Fart Machine and Beastmaster
Here is my 4th of July present for you. Consider it your Independence Day. Please go at it and remember this is not a safe space and mommy is not going to protect you. So who will be the first?
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Here is my 4th of July present for you. Consider it your Independence Day. Please go at it and remember this is not a safe space and mommy is not going to protect you. So who will be the first?
Damn it! This is the thread where I am supposed to shine! How can I shine with compliments?You bring joy to the forum and you make your mother proud you were born with your high integrity and work ethic.
Damn it! This is the thread where I am supposed to shine! How can I shine with compliments?
Your beauty and wisdom are a blessing.
You wouldn't last over 3 seconds on a queer dating app filled with 21st century 19 year old boys.
I hope you step on a Lego......
Ewe......Okay but after I step on it, I will lick it with my tongue slowly and send you a GIF of it.
Man, I keep wanting to, but everybody posting above me, I like! Even Platt!
just listened to "The Class of '57" yesterday!Now you're pushing it, bub!!!
To you I quote the Stattler Brothers:
May your wife have runners in her hose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
May the Bird of Paridise fly up your nose
just listened to "The Class of '57" yesterday!
They had harmony.
If my dog had a face like yours, I’d shave it’s butt and teach it to walk backwards!The zoo called. The monkey wants its butt back which you are using for a 401K.
Like this?If my dog had a face like yours, I’d shave it’s butt and teach it to walk backwards!
(I still like ya).
My goodness! You should stay indoors...you’ll scare the kids. At least buy a wig!Like this?
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There is no person above me, there never will be!...........And I am above no one.Here is my 4th of July present for you. Consider it your Independence Day. Please go at it and remember this is not a safe space and mommy is not going to protect you. So who will be the first?