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Insult the Person Above You

The Reverend Bob

Fart Machine and Beastmaster
Here is my 4th of July present for you. Consider it your Independence Day. Please go at it and remember this is not a safe space and mommy is not going to protect you. So who will be the first?
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Here is my 4th of July present for you. Consider it your Independence Day. Please go at it and remember this is not a safe space and mommy is not going to protect you. So who will be the first?

You bring joy to the forum and you make your mother proud you were born with your high integrity and work ethic.
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Damn it! This is the thread where I am supposed to shine! How can I shine with compliments?

I've learned from someone other than you that the best insults are ones that get under a person's skin. Now with that being said...

When Katy Perry spoke of unconditional love in her song "Unconditional", she was probably talking about a classy, sophisticated man like yourself.
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
I beheld Reverend Bob as he sat at the right hand of Light. He descended from the sky to the multitude of poor and weak people. He said a prayer, broke a piece of pizza, and that piece of pizza fed seven thousand.
 

dybmh

ויהי מבדיל בין מים למים
In the words of AA Milne, "get out of my chair, dill hole" - Friends Season 3

 

Hockeycowboy

Witness for Jehovah
Premium Member
Now you're pushing it, bub!!!

To you I quote the Stattler Brothers:
May your wife have runners in her hose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
May the Bird of Paridise fly up your nose
just listened to "The Class of '57" yesterday!

They had harmony.
 

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic Bully ☿
Premium Member
If my dog had a face like yours, I’d shave it’s butt and teach it to walk backwards!

(I still like ya).
Like this?
jesus dog butt.jpg
 
Here is my 4th of July present for you. Consider it your Independence Day. Please go at it and remember this is not a safe space and mommy is not going to protect you. So who will be the first?
There is no person above me, there never will be!...........And I am above no one.
 
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