He cheats at poker and still winds up shirtless.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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When he play strip poker, other players cheat...in order to keep him fully clothed!
Urges people to "poke the bear".
Then mayhem ensues.
Then mayhem ensues.
Wu Wei is a bear in denial.
This bacon he says is quite vile.
But when no one's looking
we find that he's cooking
a batch in a pan with a smile.
This bacon he says is quite vile.
But when no one's looking
we find that he's cooking
a batch in a pan with a smile.
Steals my poems.
Then pretends they're his own compositions.
Then pretends they're his own compositions.
He cannot tie a bowline.
Of course I can tie a bowline.
I can do it behind my back with me peepers closed.
Yer just jealous.
And ya smell like Trump's socks after a full day in tasseled loafers!
I can do it behind my back with me peepers closed.
Yer just jealous.
And ya smell like Trump's socks after a full day in tasseled loafers!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
When he dies, he wants to be smoked & salt cured.
Then he'd be sold as "Sneaky Thief" brand bacon.
Then he'd be sold as "Sneaky Thief" brand bacon.
He ties bowlines in his network cables and calls them poor man's firewalls.
He uses rectifiers in his cables for a fire wall.
And he just tapes them on the outside!
And he just tapes them on the outside!
He buys rectifiers at flee markets and sells them to the military for 300$ a pop. Friends call him the real Uncle Sam.
He melted his token ring on a light bulb and blamed the smell on Bill Gates.
He is so poor that he can't even afford a hole.