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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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I keep getting WW, and the fact is there are only so many insults you can make about bears. Here is the problem: everybody knows they are stinky, so its not even funny. Everybody knows they can't think, so no fun there. Their paws are useless for anything but scratching itches, so calling them clumsy would be redundant or even complementary.
Ok...Ok I'm ready now.
Why can't he just watch cartoons like normal people.
I've never told anyone this before, because I was keeping it a secret. I wasn't going to embarrass him, but having run out of insults I'm left with no choice. Wu Wei has a Hummel collection. We are talking like 300 Hummels. Does that seem right to you?
Why can't he just watch cartoons like normal people.
He collects pictures of babies dressed up like flowers, too. That's just wrong.
Does unspeakable things to teddy bears.
Is a ginger lover!
He's into blue eyes, which is a problem because he is color blind.
Booboo headed.
He swallows his food so fast that the Surgeon General has issued him several warnings.
At funerals, grabs the corpse in his jaws, & flings it about.
Body parts & icky fluids fly all over.
Then he pretends the casket is the woods.
Ew.
Body parts & icky fluids fly all over.
Then he pretends the casket is the woods.
Ew.
He thinks computers are the masters and humans are the slaves.