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Insult The Poster Before You!

Thief

Rogue Theologian
she gave up dive bombing passing cars.....
too many slams into the windshield

then tried cars in parking lots

same thing

now resides in a hole in the wall
agoraphobia has set in
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Obsessed by his affection for my feet.

Sent me a box of 10 rings, one for each toe. Real metal. ;)

Included this note:

A favorite one I could not choose.
If one felt slighted, I'd have the blues.

 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Went to the ninja convention, but no one noticed him...so he threw a tantrum, but still no one noticed.

He went him and pouted about it for the rest of the night.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
She applied to be a ninja in the Foot Clan. Things were great until she got beat up by some teenaged mutant ninja turtles.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
With his odd posture, he bears an uncanny resemblance to an erect gorkon's plelgmare.

Can I say that on RF?
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
An insult couched in a question about the rules? That is pretty devious for someone who seems like the result of a marriage between a wookie and a naked mole rat.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
and people still run .....for miles at a time
they know you're approaching hours before you get there

you stink
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Invented spinach that won't stick in teeth, but won't allow humanity access.
He also invented extra gassy beans.....but that he shares.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
I can't believe that insult was marked funny. I'll never trust a 'Funny' sticker again. This is so upsetting. I'm going back to my cave to sulk about this.

In the meantime thief steals his jokes from Bazooka Joe gum wrappers. That's why they are so waxy.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
I can't believe that insult was marked funny. I'll never trust a 'Funny' sticker again. This is so upsetting. I'm going back to my cave to sulk about this.

In the meantime thief steals his jokes from Bazooka Joe gum wrappers. That's why they are so waxy.
no I don't....
and they still make that stuff?

and you would know

you never grew up......did youuuuuuuuuu?
 
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