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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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He would climb Mt Everest just so he could pee on it.
If frequently mistaken for an IRS agent.
At least I don't look & smell like an IRS agent.
Small children & adults both run from you in terror!
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Thief
Rogue Theologian
as they should!
you on the other hand .....are spreading germs
and people should run from you too
even quicker
covering their faces as they go
and report you to the CDC
He's fond of hearing wisdom, but his ADHD means he can only consider one wise word at a time.
Doctor to Thief: "You need a hearing aid!"
Thief to Doctor: "No, I will not wear beige."
Thief to Doctor: "No, I will not wear beige."
Writes love poems to my feet:
Ode to 4con's Toes
When I gaze upon her feet.
It's such a sweet, delicious treat.
Like little flowers are her toe-sies.
Delicate as just-bloomed posies.
(I didn't say it was good.)
Ode to 4con's Toes
When I gaze upon her feet.
It's such a sweet, delicious treat.
Like little flowers are her toe-sies.
Delicate as just-bloomed posies.
(I didn't say it was good.)
Wants to dethrone me as RF"s worst poet, & steal the McGonagall Prize.
Thinks I would go within a hundred yards of him and his throne.
I have my own throne!
I have my own throne!
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Has an irrational fear of thrones.
Thronaphobia!
Thronaphobia!
Invited Wirey to "have a thaw" together.
Ew.
Ew.
Invited me over for haggis.
