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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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If I thought it was a good idea, I probably wouldn't have used it as an insult.
Extra shift last night, Thief? Haven't been to sleep yet? A few cards short of a full deck?
Extra shift last night, Thief? Haven't been to sleep yet? A few cards short of a full deck?
Thief
Rogue Theologian
I keep the extra cards up my sleeve
and ninjas don't need sleep
oh yeah....you need an insult.....
how about?.....plucked chicken
obviously you're not angel anymore
you're here
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OK. Well...all this talk of napping is making me a little sleepy. I'm going to close my eyes for a few minutes.
If you're a real ninja, sneak in and sweep and mop the house. Then, leave without waking me up.
Only a real ninja would be sneaky enough to make it happen.
Whether or not I insult for doing it, or for not doing it, is up to you. Why would you put yourself in a no-win situation like this?
If you're a real ninja, sneak in and sweep and mop the house. Then, leave without waking me up.
Only a real ninja would be sneaky enough to make it happen.
Whether or not I insult for doing it, or for not doing it, is up to you. Why would you put yourself in a no-win situation like this?
Thief
Rogue Theologian
i will set the alarm for you
Well, now you're just being mean!
Admires Ghandi, so she now dresses like him.
Doesn't quite get the respect she desired.
But more guys do ask how she's do'n.
Doesn't quite get the respect she desired.
But more guys do ask how she's do'n.
Went shirtless at a local spring festival, but his back was so hairy a PETA member thought he was wearing fur, and threw paint on him.
Threw paint me at a local festival.
Yelled something about fur being murder.
Yelled something about fur being murder.
Entered the Strong Man contest there.
Thought it was for strongest smell. Would have won.
Underestimates me competitive spirit!
Oh no you don't! I'm not falling for that "under estimate" trick, when a guy is wearing a kilt.
@Wirey told me about it.
Seeks Wirey's sage advice....even after the polar bear petting incident.
Organized a "Hiking in the Outback" travel adventure. Charged a pretty penny, too.
A bunch of people made reservations and showed up, with their passports in hand...but it wasn't that kind of hiking in the Outback.
It was hiking Outback of His House in Revoltingestan.
A bunch of people made reservations and showed up, with their passports in hand...but it wasn't that kind of hiking in the Outback.
It was hiking Outback of His House in Revoltingestan.
Gave me Hiking In The Outback adventure a great review on Yelp.
(She takes bribes.)
(She takes bribes.)
Doesn't spell check his ads. He put one out there for "mail order bribes."
The ad read:
"Mail order bribes wanted. Help and old dude out. Just say it was great."
I was just trying to help.
The ad read:
"Mail order bribes wanted. Help and old dude out. Just say it was great."
I was just trying to help.
Grows pot between her toes and sells it Colorado as Tangy Tootsie flavor.
Requested I establish a monthly auto-ship to him of my toenail trimmings.