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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Ya canna unclog this!
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Wirey

Fartist
Has the world record for "Most times having her phone number written on a bathroom wall". Wrote them all herself.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Well.....that explains why he sent me the flowers, box of candy,
2 Viagra, Stronger Together, & the weasel shaving kit!
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
My awesome hands allow me to do something your ape-hands cannot: get pickles out of jars, unclog toilets and make very fine salads.
and you use your hands to unclog toilets.....
then open pickle jars AND make salads....

I'm not eating anything you prepare
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Brickjectivity knocks on my door every Saturday morning announcing he has been sent by the King to find the fair maiden that lost a shoe.

It fits every time he has me try it on, but when I refuse his request that I "alight my royal tushy upon the carriage cushions that are, oh so squishy" he shrieks and points at my innocent little feet with the focused fury that only rejection can produce: "I'll get you my pretties. and your littles shoes, too."

Then, he rides away on his broom.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
4con's species has a very low brain to foot size ratio, but they are fast swimmers and easily out-pace walrus and penguins in their native silly environment.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Brick's been studying the Wile E. Coyote Handbook for Success in Revenge.

He got sleepy while reading it, and wanted to take a quick nap, but was afraid he'd oversleep, so he decided to set an alarm by way of lighting a stick of dynamite.
 
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