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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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Doesn't need to dress like Trump.
(Cuz Trump dresses like him.)
(Cuz Trump dresses like him.)
French artists fly to the US to study his back curvature. They say it is just so courbée.
He pitched the idea of a new ride called tunnel of smells.
Went to a medical convention and offered a seminar "Bedside Manner."
Don't waste your time!
In his demonstration video, he makes a striking entrance into his "patient's" room. With an air of concerned professionalism, he approaches the bed, lifts his leg, and rests with one cheek on the bed...leans in and says, "How you doin'?"
I WAS NOT impressed.
Don't waste your time!
In his demonstration video, he makes a striking entrance into his "patient's" room. With an air of concerned professionalism, he approaches the bed, lifts his leg, and rests with one cheek on the bed...leans in and says, "How you doin'?"
I WAS NOT impressed.
She took her huge feet into a pottery shop and got arrested for shop lifting, not shoplifting.
Is such an uninspiring individual, I can't think of any good insult for him.
To call him "bland" would actually insult the word, "bland".
To call him "bland" would actually insult the word, "bland".
He likes to go into museums and pass gas, because he is artsy fartsy.
Follows @Revoltingest around in museums and keeps remarking that the place has an "air of genius" about it.
4con's baby footprints had to be taken on legal size paper.
Brickjectivity came up with the "childproof" packaging that's so hard to get into you have to ask your kid to help you with it.
4con once had a pet great dane that got stuck while playing in one of her shoes and....sadly she didn't realize it was in there until she had already put the shoe back on.
Brickjectivity tried to start a fist fight. When he raised his fist, the other guy said, "that won't work" and walked away.
So...Brick went around the neighborhood, knocking on people's doors, to see if people would hear his knock, so he'd know for sure whether his fist works, or not.
So...Brick went around the neighborhood, knocking on people's doors, to see if people would hear his knock, so he'd know for sure whether his fist works, or not.
Outrageous and uninformed stories! I sit upon you head.
Someone at the mechanic shop told Brick his tires needed to be rotated, and offered to do it for a small fee. Brick felt insulted the mechanic seemed to think he couldn't to do it, himself. Brick refused the service.
He went home. Jacked up his car, put it in neutral, and sat there spinning the tire, and laughing to himself about how much money he was saving rotating his own tires, one by one.
He went home. Jacked up his car, put it in neutral, and sat there spinning the tire, and laughing to himself about how much money he was saving rotating his own tires, one by one.
Tires rotate themselves ya dim bulb!
Envies 4con's giant feet because he's sensitive about his tiny hands.
My awesome hands allow me to do something your ape-hands cannot: get pickles out of jars, unclog toilets and make very fine salads.