Insult The Poster Before You!

[Brickjectivity]

His perfume is not subtle!

 

[Thief]

my scent ...or the bear's?

and you of course.....simply stink

 

[DavidFirth]

Donates all of his thieved goods to charity like Robin Hood.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is a Russian spy, planted in RF to monitor dangerously intelligent Americastanians.
(Hoo boy...is he in the wrong place!)

 

[Brickjectivity]

He's Lithuanian pretending to be Scottish, so that he can save the world in service of the British Crown. Its complicated and requires a lot of caviar.

 

[Revoltingest]

Makes his own faux caviar by fermenting tapioca in anchovy oil.
(Doesn't taste as good as it sounds.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

He's the inventor of okra wine paste, something both alcoholic and diuretic. Its also good for machine parts.

 

[Revoltingest]

Buys me Okra Wine Paste cuz it's cheaper than Astroglide

 

[Wu Wei]

Is really a multimillionaire who lives in a penthouse in Manhattan NY

 

[Brickjectivity]

He's a mortician who lives in a basement with his taxidermist preserved parents.

 

[Wu Wei]

helps old ladies half way across busy intersections...then ran away from them giggling wildly, leaving them in the middle of the intersection

 

[Brickjectivity]

He's a couch potato who's seen so many MASH episodes that he's now a mashed potato.

 

[DavidFirth]

Is a Russian spy, planted in RF to monitor dangerously intelligent Americastanians.
(Hoo boy...is he in the wrong place!)

Yeah.

SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA HERE!

 

[DavidFirth]

He's Lithuanian pretending to be Scottish, so that he can save the world in service of the British Crown. Its complicated and requires a lot of caviar.

I imagine a good deal of vodka is required also.

 

[DavidFirth]

He's a couch potato who's seen so many MASH episodes that he's now a mashed potato.

You just described me about 35 years ago.

 

[Revoltingest]

35 years ago, most people called him "Gramps".

 

[DavidFirth]

35 years ago, most people called him "Gramps".

That one hurt.

Was married to the little old lady in the shoe.
The shoe rotted, the old lady did, too.
Poor Revoltingest was left stinky and blue.

 

[Revoltingest]

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get David Firth a nice bone;
But when she came there
The cupboard was bare,
And so David Firth would get none.

She went to the baker's
To buy him some bread;
But when she came back
She found he was dead.

She went to the joiner's
To buy him a coffin;
But when she came back
The prankster was laugh'n.

She took a clean dish,
To get him some tripe;
But when she came back
He was smoking his pipe.

She went to the hatter's
To buy him a hat;
But when she came back
He was fleeing the cat.

She went to the barber's
To buy him a wig;
But when she came back
He was spoon'n a pig.

She went to the fruiterer's
To buy him some fruit;
But when she came back
He was playing the flute.

She went to the tailor's
To buy him a coat;
But when she came back
He was wooing a goat.

She went to the cobbler's
To buy him some shoes;
But when she came back
He was carping 'bout news.

She went to the seamstress
To buy him some linen;
But when she came back
He was pick'n & grin'n.

She went to the hosier's
To buy him some hose;
But when she came back
He was dressed in her clothes.

The dame made a curtsey,
The dog made a bow
The cat clawed his trousers.
David Firth had a cow.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He told the witch doctor he was in love with shoes.

 

[Wu Wei]

put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up