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Insult The Poster Before You!
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Makes reference to songs from the 1970's anytime he speaks.
When he has to tell someone something that is sad, or disappointing, he begins with, "Sylvia's mother said..."
When he has to tell someone something that is sad, or disappointing, he begins with, "Sylvia's mother said..."
Is a big fan of Chinese opera.
Plays it loudly.
Upsets all the cats in the neighborhood.
Plays it loudly.
Upsets all the cats in the neighborhood.
Had someone wake him up.....just to watch him fall asleep.
DavidFirth
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Sleepwalks into young ladies' bedrooms.
His sense of decorum is presidential, meaning he needs a decorator badly and someone to clean up after him.
When he vacations at the beach, he borrows one of my flip flops -- because he' too cheap to buy a boogie board...and he can use it as an excuse to blame me when he can't stay on it long enough to ride one of our kiddie waves.
Mattress King called to say your custom sneakers were finished.
Fancies himself as French.
Wears a beret, watches Jerry Lewis movies, calls movies "films", & has given up bathing.
Wears a beret, watches Jerry Lewis movies, calls movies "films", & has given up bathing.
Thought Brick should bathe him forever, and with so little pay.
Foolish woman thinks I would pay Brick at all !!!
Never would admit that his account with Brick's Bathing Service (BBS) was always in arears.
I heard that's why @Brickjectivity quit.
I heard that's why @Brickjectivity quit.
Thinks her new Kim Jong Un haircut will make her a fashion maven.
Went to a hair salon and asked for A Donald. The stylist told him she couldn't do it, or anything to help him, because she was a "hair stylist" and he had no hair.
He cried, and asked for a puppy to pet.
He cried, and asked for a puppy to pet.
But the puppy was an opportunity!
When hair wouldn't grow he decided to grow truffles. That's why he won't go out in the daylight.
DavidFirth
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Cop gave him a ticket in Cleveland. He thought he was going to the Cavs-Celtics game!
He's a terrible guest, always clogging the sink with eyebrow trimmings.
Even worse guest....always clogging the sink with trim'ns from landscaping his nether regions!