Your big feet can't save you from bears, but maybe your scent can?
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Insult The Poster Before You!
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Is known by his friends as "Princess Tiny Feet".
Doesn't even know the origin of that name.
Doesn't even know the origin of that name.
He should get his tail clipped and apply for human rights.
He'll do almost anything to get people to look up arcane theatrical terms. Its his own little messiah complex!
Is really into musical theater.
Sings show tunes in red neck bars.
Sings show tunes in red neck bars.
Does the can-can to those show tunes.
It's a whole different ball game when it's a dude in a kilt!
Has a very limited vocabulary.
In addition to "eeuuww", he can also say "duhhh".
In addition to "eeuuww", he can also say "duhhh".
Get excited by watching other people gag.
Seeks out youtube videos of gagging.
Seeks out youtube videos of gagging.
Likes to put on pretty pink dresses with matching ankle socks & shoes.
Then he brushes his hair in a mirror, saying, "I'm a pretty girl.".
Then he brushes his hair in a mirror, saying, "I'm a pretty girl.".
Doesn't have the ability to shave his beard, but somehow he can figure out how to shave his legs.
Every morning when 4con's done shaving their feet they have take a rest. The upside is that its good exercise and those honkers burn calories like crazy.
Brickjectivity is making pillows out of my feet shavings. Can't figure out why they are scratchy.
(Don't use cheese cloth as the fabric next time.)
I'm storing the DNA for analysis and cloning. Might come handy if humans encounter an alien threat.