Insult The Poster Before You!

[Wu Wei]

Insists it is cool to wear socks with sandals while wearing white after labor day

 

[DavidFirth]

Craps in the woods.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

part of his employee interview process is holding hands with his potential employee while they both skip around the room singing hail to the Queen

 

[Revoltingest]

Really wants to come & interview with me.
Plans to wear either his tap shoes or his tasseled loafers.

 

[Wu Wei]

Has a rich and fulfilling fantasy life

 

[DavidFirth]

Really wants to come & interview with me.
Plans to wear either his tap shoes or his tasseled loafers.

Arabesque left, arabesque right!

 

[Revoltingest]

Speaks French!

 

[DavidFirth]

Speaks Russian Roulette

 

[Wu Wei]

Plays Roulette with French speaking Russians and bets with Revolitingest money

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Part of me wants to insult him, but I just pity him too much.

 

[Wirey]

Depends on pity for dates.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Gets lots of dates.....via pity.

 

[DavidFirth]

Blind dates - dates blind chicks

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Blind dates - dates blind chicks

That's because they like the way I feel.

 

[Revoltingest]

Likes to come home with blind gals......& then rearranges their furniture!

 

[DavidFirth]

Likes to come home with blind gals......& then they rearrange his face

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Couldn't win a fist-fight with a blind girl.

 

[Revoltingest]

So poor that he can't afford Viagra.
He gets by with a pencil & a couple rubber bands.

 

[Wirey]

Can only pop wood by watching Natalie Wood act in a film directed by Ed Wood.