Insult The Poster Before You!

[Daemon Sophic]

Knows from personal experience how to build a penile support device (PSD) from countertop items.

 

[DavidFirth]

So poor that he can't afford Viagra.
He gets by with a pencil & a couple rubber bands.

That works? Thanks!

 

[Revoltingest]

Is innovative & resourceful !

 

[DavidFirth]

Declared himself Premier of the Port-a-Potty!

 

[Revoltingest]

Wants to be Deputy Premier.
(It carries the honor of holding me plunger.)
But first he must pass the intelligence test & background check.......

 

[4consideration]

Runs background checks for his employees on an Etch-a-Sketch.

 

[Revoltingest]

Once worked for me doing background checks.
Spent way too much time measuring inseams.
I feared sartorial harassment lawsuits.

 

[4consideration]

Next time, don't tell me you want to tailor the job to the new hire!

It wasn't even a big deal.

 

[Revoltingest]

It was a big deal.
Never ask an applicant which side they dress on.
It really confuses the female applicants.

 

[4consideration]

The female applicants were never gonna stay around, anyway.

I'd like to break it to you gently... an ensemble consisting of: sandals with socks, a kilt, Hawaiian shirt, (with pocket protector in the pocket) and a tiara are enough to make any woman run.

 

[Revoltingest]

Finally fired her for refusing to wear the company tiara properly.
It is not to be worn jauntily off to one side!

 

[Thief]

The female applicants were never gonna stay around, anyway.

I'd like to break it to you gently... an ensemble consisting of: sandals with socks, a kilt, Hawaiian shirt, (with pocket protector in the pocket) and a tiara are enough to make any woman run.

and you know this because someone finally took you to one side and told you to knock it off

 

[Revoltingest]

Is upset that no one will check his inseam.
(It's hard to do when he wears ninja diapers.)

 

[Thief]

no one wants to check your inseam....
you wear a skirt

 

[Brickjectivity]

Thought he had joined the ancient order of thieves and found out he'd only been hired as their janitor.

 

[Thief]

and I ripped them off real good

as janitor.....they handed me the keys to all the doors!!!!!

what bunch of losers

just like all of you guys!

 

[DavidFirth]

Wants to be Deputy Premier.
(It carries the honor of holding me plunger.)
But first he must pass the intelligence test & background check.......

I ain't taking no test and give me my plunger!

 

[Revoltingest]

Needs proper training on how to use a plunger.
It is not a cup holder!

 

[DavidFirth]

It comes in handy on the subway.

 

[Revoltingest]

It comes in handy on the subway.

That is not you!
And that is not an insult, ya Jello eat'n, sock wear'n, lily sniffer!
Try again.....